February
I had a weird dream yesternight. I was supposed to go somewhere with some friends. We took our seats and after sometime we got stuck on a railway crossing. I guessed that the railway crossing was closed to let a train pass but then I realized that we were on the train. Then a man on scooter beside my window shouted from outside the window that there was a traffic jam ahead. One of my friends screamed that our train was on road instead of tracks. We chided the rail driver for taking the roads instead of tracks. The driver did something and soon we were moving ahead on the road among herds of cows.
I don't like cows very much. They are oblivious to all the important agendas of the country like elections, traffic, hunger. One of the cows of our milk man was very fussy. My mum fed her rotis in the morning. If somehow the roti was served on ground or fell to ground she did not accept it and swayed her head away from the cow. A calf was born to her. The calf learnt fussiness from the cow too. Stupid cows. One day i tried to annoy the fussy cow family by bringing the roti upto the cow, purposely soiling it and then throwing it to a street dog. Must have hurt? stupid cows! they should thank Lord that they are not in US else they were being eaten with the same roti at KFC- Kentucky Fried Cows.
I had read a novel The Maze in school-days. In the novel a boy wakes up and tells his parents during breakfast of his dreams involving trains. The boy's father said that they should not let him watch television more since it is affecting his mind. The boy protested and said it can't be because of the television because their TV was black n white while his dreams were all colourful.
Valentine's week. I celebrated the proposal day with lots of wing mates and lots of fresh lime soda, veg platter, cream of mushroom, kashmiri naan and pineapple raita. Next day also we kept the memories of the Chocolate day alive with lesser wingies at pizza hut with crown pizza, pasta like stuff, berry vanilla shake, lots of lemonade. Best valentine week ever!!
Then I reluctantly went to a movie- Hasee to Phasee. I was surprised that I did not hate the movie. The actress Parineeti was like lady Michael Scofield of Prison Break. She could fix everything and knew everything. Though the movie makers showed that she knew lots of medicines and chemicals because she was a Chemical Engineer. Stupid.
I like dreams. Dreams are exciting, mysterious, intriguing. If only I can have some way to simulate them I would open a company and make a huge fortune. It would overtake any other form of entertainment. The boys would want to dream their fantasies with pretty girls. The girls would dream marrying those guys. The Congress leaders would fantasize being in Uncle Scrooge's treasure heap. Who would want to watch movies or read novels watching the protagonist when they themselves can be it? Roti, kapda, makaan and dreams. It would be a revolution. The courses offered in colleges would change to Dream Management, Dream Programming, Dream Analysis, Dream Architecture. We will sell .dream files to lazy people who can't dream their own dream. The current gaming industry would be doomed. People won't go on dream- dates. Drugs would not be bought to escape from reality. It would really slow the world. The people would only work enough to make the bare money needed for surviving and dreaming. Christopher Nolan is such a genius.
I made a joke. Here it goes.This will fit perfectly in cyanide and happiness cartoons.
Guy- Hey! Wanna come to my room and get naughty?
Girl- In your dreams
Guy(happily)-okay!yay!
Caution-Sudden digression from the discussion ahead.
Once when I was in class 5 or something like that a science fair was being organized in our school. I was keen on making one project from a book but it required various shaped mirrors. Unable to find anything close to it I thought of cutting my own mirrors.
Me-Can you give me a big diamond with pointed edge. This big so that I can properly hold it in my palm?
Mum-What for?
Me- I need some mirrors to be cut. Diamonds are good abrasives.
Mum-Go to the general stores and get sugar, turmeric, etc. Also get some blah blah blah.
India lost an eminent scientist that day in me as I took my steps towards the store.