Post Midsems Literally

Time:11:30 Pm......date:19*09*2011

Midsems over......more importantly our sufferings are over.....also team India's sufferings are over.....earthquake all over India.....Balckburn Rovers' win over Arsenal .....Bodyguard movie sucks( Dying to write this)......

I wd like to start with expressing some emotions for our beloved team India.....though i hv no idea whether i should express grief or anger or frustation.....Half the team could not play the matches......but soon they would be playing T20 champions trophy.....and their smiling faces selling hair oil and jhandu baam ....


I always wondered when i was small..."How wd i feel one day when players like Ganguly , Dravid and Sachin would have retired"......After Dravid's ODI retirement I realize I DREAD the day when Sachin announces retirement.....Srikanth Bhole the weird Poley asked me to write something as awesome as Dravid about him.....I cant write anything that awesome ....only i can tell that my batting stance is like Dravid's just to be mentally strong that i can't get out easy.....I find his style that awesome....!!.....

Missed my mid sems of Finance......i want to quote Utpal Raman Sharma's uncensored lines "Jab kismat ho G****u to kya karega Pandu".....!!...It so actually happened that i had entered into an agreement with Vyas that whoever wakes first would wake up the other for the exam....coincidentally we both woke up at 9:10 for a 7:30 exam after my alarm betrayed me !!....Got a hell lot of shakehands and congrats and smiles from every1 for that!!


Became so much free after mid sems--even started omegling......at least it contributed richly to my GK.....now i know what is malibu--its coconut rum and about a city in Poland-Gdynia and there is actually an academic subject called International Relations...! !....atleast the polish girl(the subject claimed to be) said it was.....Also i know that you should not expect Polish people to know about Mahatma gandhi....because I asked her if she knew about Mahatma Gandhi.....n she said "YES...HE must be quite OLD now....."....i even told her what General Dyer did at Jallianwala Bagh n she exclaimed "Motherf*****"......

Delighted at Blackburn Rovers' win over Arsenal 4-3....you would wonder why on earth should i even think of supporting Blackburn Rovers among all these arrogant Man U fans.....actually a few guys who sell eggs n chicks(not those chicks!!) in India ...Venky's ....they own B Rovers.....Though i dont know a single of their players i do my best supporting them.... in case they fail to find a single supporter in the entire nation !! 


And this is an important note for the entire nation....please do pass this message to as many people as u can.....Please dont watch Bodyguard.....The action sequences match Tom and Jerry(in absurdity) where you might see Tom coming under a truck and then he rises up flat as a carpet.....and the punches and dialogues would impress only if they had been said by Tushar Kapoor in his "ee--oo--aaouuuu--oyee aae..." language.....
Also watched Mere Brother Ki Dulhan and i want to ask simple question --Who on the earth said Imraan Khan is super talented?....All you can enjoy is Ali Zaffar's expressions n Katrina Kaif's non acting skills.....

The Girl Next Desk

Finally got Room No. 222's Ipod back from Anshul the buddhao Backchod ......Apple stuff are great...... only if they cut their price to something more decent and achievable they would do great in India....... Besides Apple wants to charge for everything additional in their products(as what i hv heard frm Anurag K S ...he is credited for any wrong info regarding this) like Bluetooth drivers, wi fi drivers, etc..... It does not really matche with our mentality who are ready to buy anything pirated at reduced costs .....Thats why Chinese stuff have such a hit market.....Mayb Apple shd alter its product or strategies or the PRICES for us...! Anyways does nt matter much ....i had to spend nthg for my Ipod!!


Loving the library these days.... more n more people coming these days.... a decent or with any luck,a  nice girl sitting at the side desk does make you stay you there wen you are out of stamina n concentration..... jus like when Kumble used to stay after 7-8 wickets down n we used to murmur "Just hold on for a little time more"......n just wen you think "Its enough!! I am getting out of here!!" --out of nowhere ,as if she read ur thoughts, she throws a quick glance at you .....n starts studying back.....u stay wondering why really she looked at you n start having heroic thoughts......only to realise after a series of such happenings that she actually looked at the CLOCK behind you....


Listening to Britney's "Till the world  ends". It is melodious though i dnt consider her much of a evergreen singer. I was super impressed by the pun in As If You Seek Amy( F-U-Cee-Kay Me). Also you might try Jennifer Lopez's "On the Dance Floor"- which is a copy from Sunny Deol's Ghayal song Sochna kya hai..jo bhi hoga dekha jayega.....in case you are a true music lover and refuse to agree with Indian music being copied then i can save u a lot of trouble....(obviously u were going to do lots of Google search!!)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8mz9uOvFQA&feature=related

Seems both the parties copied frm the same place!!.....Sorry if i spoiled ur song revealing everything !!..


On special request from Utpal The Aashiq i wanted to mention that On Sunday 04*09*2011 I in all my consciousness n out of Willingness gave 1 Besan ka Pakoda each to Utpal and Anurag KS at MT the IIT K's Bihari Isstile Gumti...... it may seem a trivial fact to mention in this blog but it is a brilliant demonstration of  benbefits of long term investment effect....I gained Jalebi frm Utpal RS n his trust n admiration both for generosity in sharing my Besan Pakoda n keeping up with of his trivial wish of this incident being shared on the net...!!....


Sachin Tendulkar's toe injury aggravated suddenly keeping him out of the first ODI squad which we failed to win ...credit to Wraths of RainGods ....Parthiv Patel showed his metal in the limited over format.....i think patel has got class at least in his batting....the pull shots by him look simply awesome!


Happy magai to all of u.

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Hi ...Time at start....12:31Am....Date.....09*03*2011...Saturday.....


Decided writing date n time like this after remembering a scene frm Avatar in which he kept video logs.....looked cool.....though if i wd try video diary keeping ...i wont know wat to say as soon as the camera wd b switched on.......


Mids from 12 Sep...... Not excited obviously.....Going to library frequently these days.....My conscience woke n said "Mankey samay aa gya hai  IIT walo se fees ka paisa wasoolne ka......" starting from "Enjoying the AIR Conditioning" of library......


Hall 3 Phatta League paused till Mids .....n most other activities hv come to a sieze.....except Magai...... n of course "FACEBOOKING" ...taken a pause frm study ?....Ctrl tab ....type 'f ' ....rest done by Google Chrome.......hit enter.....n start time wasting .....no chip chip no jhik jhik.....Zucky(No offence to Mark Zuckerberg fans) seems to hv survived the Google+ scare....No one xcept me and a couple of friends seem to use G+...!!......Rohan Jhingar the 'Tum kitnaaa magte ho be guy " storms into the facebook intern interviews...Congrats man.....(not to mention the overshadowed success in Qualcom......were again he qualified fr the interview..)...Anupam Kumar......"the boy who Must Not be TOUCHED"......cruises into DB inteview round .....Congrats Bihari...!!


India yet to win anythg decent in england on this tour....lost a T20 this time...thnx to sudden batting order collapse....Personally i hv lots of hopes  fr the ODI series......


Enjoying "Smells like teen spirits(Nirvana)", "Black (Pearl Jam), "Wont get fooled again(The Who)"......Awesome songs.....The Who is specially thrilling.....


Found a time machine app by StudApps developed at IIT kanpur ......its awesome.....i really liked going into the past....!!....Saw my first status"Ye facebook bilkul mere samaj me nai aa rha hai".....I wish i had quit that day....pr tab ye nai likha tha na ki" Facebooking karna is injurious to health".......!!.....I even replied Happy New Year to Anurag K S's status of "i know its late bt still happy new year....." n Harshit Gangwar the sys bhaiya's status of "mid sem aa gye yaar"......The intresting thg is that line ws posted on 3 October 2009...same date as today...!! ..Here is the link..


http://fbtimemachine.appspot.com/


I suddenly feel some urge to smoke The Longbottom leaf .....frm LOTR......i wonder if i cn get one frm Sauron.....!!....


Bye...