The Downfall of Rightshopping,in

Hi everyone! 


The greatest thing ever since invention of wheel has occured - i finally got interned at IDRBT, Hyderabad. Ever since i got the mail i have become so impulsive that i pick up random people on the chat make a smiley and say "meri intern lag gyi" . At times i even go to the extent of making them exclaim using this - " Particle Swarm Optimization trained Auto Associative Neural Network (PSOAANN) as Nonlinear Principal Component Analysis (PCA)  and a single-class classifier: Applications to Banking and Finance "-- this has been mailed to me as my project topic. I believe either it has never been tended to by an indegenious mind or it must have been a top secret project by secret people because nowhere on the google the whole expression is contained on one web site! 


Coming on to the one of the best things in the world- Cricket. Bangladesh stunned India and Sri Lanka in the Asia Cup by successfully chasing against both of them. They were so close to the third greatest thing of human race after invention of the wheel and my internship- almost winning against their forefathers-Pakistan but just fell short of two runs. Unlike most other people i dont see Bangladesh as weaklings....in the past few years they have been doing quite good and the one of the best things that might have happened to Bangladesh Cricket is BPL (Bangladesh Premier League)....It equips the players with ability to handle pressure, play sensible cricket and be fearless against any strong team. Tamim Iqbal and Shakib Al Hasan are some very talented players on whom Bangladesh would be relying in future.
Mind this, The wheel i was talking about was not the detergent wheel for utensils....



Have you ever observed cats? Sometimes i observe birds and animals too closely and this has aroused much curiosity in me regarding cats.....when i look at dogs - i see them sniffing around for food all the time or having a nap, Birds keep hopping around with short swift flights to and fro eyeing small insects or food or messing with squirrels, squirrels keep running up and down looking in tree holes but Cats?....all they do is sitting on their back legs and staring at people.... creepy !!........like some people in your neighbourhood (in Maths it is also called an open ball around an element x !!) whom you would always see sitting in the verandah or balcony watching people pass by and doing nothing.....the worst thing you could do then is make an eye-contact- they never break the eye-contact and when you finally tilt your head in the other direction i believe they sway their fists in honour of their only successful venture of life! Want to know a fun Cat-fact ? Cats respond most readily to names that end in an "ee" sound!! Also Sir Issac Newton is credited for inventing CAT doors.
I dont think i would ever own a cat unless some1 threatens me to do so else he will kill me......bloody useless and spooky.....



If you have not listened to the Jimi Hendrix -Vodoo Song you must do it immediately.....and if you dont like it dont tell anyone.....you would be probably be considered a disgrace to human race..... as disgraceful as the Roadies' hosts the Baldy brothers.....Also if you like hearing good music and have not heard of a band called Florence and the Machine, you might want to try its Hurricane drunk, Howl and Seven devils.....


I have a free coupon of rightshopping.in which bestows you with a 100 rs shopping discount.....only its useless to me because its only applicable to salwar-suits, sarees, perfumes and bouquets!!....I have tried every means to sell it and its quite clear to me that i am never going to be a good businessman or salesperson (judging by that the coupon is still unsold!) Why would the web site ever gift such a coupon to me? I mean whats the probabilty that anyone buying a book A Beautiful Mind would buy salwar suits ? If they would have made a coupon for earphones and Messi or Sachin t-shirts it would not have been such a waste......Clearly i am not the only one who does not know how to sell stuff.....the rightshopping.in people are on their path to doom .......they will fall and they will fall deeep.....


Before any of you object to my not including Sachin's Tendulkar 100th century in the greatest things or events of the world.....i want to make it clear that after what we have seen in his stance, his cover drives and straight drives, his humbleness,his sportsmanship and his GODness we should know it was no miraculous task for him.....it would have happened anyway.......it is more awing for mortals and less graceful people (rest of the cricketers) of the world who are shadowed in his presence......My roomie thinks Sachin should retire.......He is sick.....pls msg him on facebook " Get well soon Maamu"...here is the link : https://www.facebook.com/Anurag9119


JAI HIND

Holi Holidays @ Home

Time-12:47

Date-08*03*2011

Just finished a movie- The Girl with the dragon tattoo.......good movie.....Daniel Craig and a weird actress with a lot of piercings on her body.......dnt emphasise much on the title.....the dragon tattoo has hardly anything to do in the movie.....Also watched War Horse in the noon...... more than a good movie- something like an awesome or maybe awesome square movie! And it had to do quite a bit with both horse and war... I wonder if the Bollywood directors, scriptwriters and actors feel even a tiny bit of shame when they watch and compare such marvellous movies with their Desi Boyz and Wanted! Earlier they relied on the actresses getting naked to attract the crowds but i believe now they felt there should a chg in the trends – "league se hatkar movie" so we now had Desi boys doing the same....

If you want to see a light movie and see time travel without any magic or sci-fi shown in the movie have a go at "Midnight in Paris".....n dont think i have taken money for publicizing Hollywood movies in India.....I am a big well wisher of Indian goods and things and sports......like i always buy Indian made Dabur Red toothpaste, HUL made Hamam soap, Action made footwear, etc........Gandhi wd have been so proud of me....if i was born in late 1800s i might have got a mention in History books along with him! Anyways Midnight in Paris.....at mid-night in Paris each day the protagonist enters a cab and somehow reaches the early years of Paris and meets Hemingway, Dali, Picasso,etc......

I have read only one book by Hemingway yet- For Whom The Bell Tolls.....the plot is back in times of Spanish Civil War.....and the protagonist is assigned to blow a bridge......the book is great except it contained lot of philosohy at times not meant for people like me with little knowledge of literature and symbolism! Symbolism and Philosohy reminds me of Paulo Coelho......currently reading Brida .....i have absolutely no idea why he wrote the book and what had he smoked or drank before writing it.....mayb when i complete it i would be impressed ......i dont like to criticise Books or write anything to hurt their feelings .......

Today as i waiting to cross the road i met a rickshaw puller constatntly staring at me......Within 2 seconds i had come up with the reason for eye-contact- we were wearing the same Barca 10 number Messi jersey!! i almost had made my mind to give him a hi-five and shout "Yo Barca" but i guessed he was not much in Barcelona or football.....because then he would never had worn a Messi t-shirt with a 's' missing......thats a sheer insult!! At least i wd never buy a Messi jersey with any spelling mistake that is noticable even if given for 100rs less !!

Important Stuff:

Regarding Kapil Dev's recently given statements, i believe there is a lot of gravity and truth in his words.... except in one- I dont see why he said Tendulkar should have retired immediately after the World Cup....i mean where was the motivation and reason to retire? He was in good form in those days.....also if Tendulkar would have retired each time some Ian Chapell or Kapil Dev recommended so.....would the Little Master have reached to such heights? Besides this,i believe criticization of Sehwag and Dhoni was completely justified.....absolute bias towards Suresh Raina and neglect of Manoj Tiwary.......

Admiration for fight the Lankans put before the Aussies in the VB series.....chasing 287, almost chasing 310+, and a successful chase in the second final !! They deserved to win the series as said by Ravi Shastri ! Indian women Kabaddi team deserves a mention for becoming the World Champions! And so does Sandeep Singh for his recent excellent performance in qualifier for Olympics Hockey.

The Google Incident

Hi.... my friends and lovers (if any).... here i am ...back at home in Ranchi.....after a most uninteresting journey by train.....nothing worth mentioning .....unless u r interested in knowing that the railways are campaigning for saving paper....and encouraging us to carry digital tickets in mobiles as pdf or sms....i sincerely obliged...

Besides the rail journey even the midsems were unhappening...i mean i did not miss any 40% midsem exam of any course....Back at home today saw the UP poll results .....glad on seeing the elephant woman uprooted from her throne......was not any good.....raising gigantic elephant statues and making expensive parks can hardly be considered synonymns for growth.....growth means growth of the people and of the state .....not growth of the party.....besides every political, physical, chemical and biological happening in India stimulated only one response from Mayawati- rubbish Dalit talk! Also the new successor of UP- Akhilesh Yadav looks decent to me....people would be expecting a Bihar like change from him.....How things have changed.....What image did Bihar evoke in times of Laloo yadav and Now Bihar is seen as a symbol of change, of growth, of success!!

Speaking of Bihar it reminds me of another incident-more than 6 months back.....i refer it to as The Google Incident. A friend of mine pinged me on Gtalk and sent me a link.....inviting me to watch a 'hot' video......it almost made me smile,we have more than hot videos available on hard disks and that too in HD prints......so i would hardly take pain to open his link for watching any crap.....He insisted that the video had spread like fire among my friends and i would not believe who was in it!! Curiosity got better of me , the link directed me to my gmail account and was asked to log in....i didnt give any thought  and logged in my gmail account.....to find nothing but my read mails....soon i got a ping back.....saying ur account is mankey365@gmail,com and passwd was kungpanda2.....if u want ur new passwd u r advised not to log out of ur gtalk and follow the given instructions.....!! and then he gave me a phone number asking me for a Rs 200 recharge within two hours if i wanted to see my account!

Now i did not exactly consider my gmail account as my girlfriend or wife or sister....in fact not any relative as far as i know...but i loved my gmail account.....i wd never have deserted my gmail or cheated on it ......but only as long as i did not have to spend a single penny on it! I called my roomie to my rescue.....now my roomie Anurag KS did play a role in the whole rescue operation but i wd hv been much more proud of him if he had shown some style in the rescue like in Hollywood flicks !! My roomie threw some lines at him on the gtalk....something like if he realized what he was doing and could go to jail and he was messing with wrong people.....i will hardly consider ever using such threats....they only reveal ur weakness and desperation .....instead i would love to annoy him saying something like he must raise his standards and not beg for Rs 200 from people like me to buy his bread.....not that these lines would do any good.......!!

 Meanwhile my gtalk refreshed and i was signed out ....the guy had the nerves of calling me and asked me why was the recharge not done yet.....I should have said something funny mayb like "wait a sec dude ...Ambani is on the other line waiting for my order to recharge ur number"......he had already removed my security question......still somehow i reset my passwd using my alternative email id.....I was going to remove his phone number he had fed .....when he pinged me to see if i really had logged into my account back !! He wrote '?'.... i replied ':)'......it would have been greater pleasure writing "Nobody gets the better of Sherlock Mayank Holmes" but what a pity, it did not strike me then and before i could write anything on the chat he rechanged my passwd again using his fed phone no...... And then so did I again using my alternative mail id ! The "El Classico" of password changing continued for a brief time before my roomie came with a  David Villa killer instinct and shut the game with a winning goal in an awesome 1 minute game—removing his phone number and   other data before he could do anythg !! If i was wearing a Barca t shirt then i would have removed it and waved it like we had won the La Liga!  My roomie did not even ask for a treat!!

Now if you were Sherlock Holmes like me a question wd have crossed ur mind......why did i write earlier Bihar reminded me of this incident.....it so happened that after everything ended i spent quite a time on securing my gmail and fb accounts .....doing so i found ip addresses of some place of recent login-- the ip is 117.197.76.114 and on doing some googling it shows as Bihar- Bailey Road- the coordinates are 25.6N 85.1167E .......no idea if its correct or not......if any of my readers know sci fi stuff or have any news related to cyber complaints pls do tell me !!