Friends, IITians, Countrymen.....the painful times are over....and also are over our days of slavery.....days when each of us toiled as hard as the LOTR Uruk Hai.....The Endsems are over....and with them my fifth semester of stay at IIT Kanpur....in fact i can say its half time of the game.....jus hoping there would be no injury time added to my stay caused by uncalled 'F' grades...........now clearly i am getting good at metaphors!!
As soon as i woke this day thr first thing was that i realized that our grades has been released..... not that i checked my mailbox......in fact it was rather an unconventional method ......the first two status updates on your screen saying 10.0 cgpa/cpi by two bastards of IIT Kanpur ......Shubham Tulsiani aka the boy who should not live and KD aka the guy whose life got screwed every time you asked him anything like "Wassup" !! Its a cruel thing to do i say..... writing 10 even before the other people have checked their uncalled C's and D's ...take a break you... @#%$%@.....
I did not let the grades to take me over in an envelope of hangover.....instead i watched movies....whole lot of them.....Bruce Almighty, October Sky, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang,...etc.... And yes please dont judge a movie by its cover/ name.....KKBB is a worth watching movie......calling it KKBB makes it sound like a SRK flick !
October Sky is another awesome movie....it involved rockets and mines....and i like both !! Bruce Almighty- perhaps i would have liked it better if i would not have seen the Hindi movie which copied it- God Tussi Great Ho....
India vs West Indies ODI series- i dont like it much.....i have observed that each time the Indies play against India their squad looks completely new (by the name).....except for the face...the faces look the same each time....shining black putting the coaldust to shame.....and its best when they smile.....perfect setting for the Happydent chewing gum add.....
I wish more people would like Mathematics and even more be interested in its concepts and terminologies....not because i feel its a great subject or is revolutionary....( i don't really want people to hate me and get started on this )....but because once you are deep in the subject surrounded by the Maths dept people.......the feeling is just so natural that you tend to make pure Mathematical jokes.....which other people fail to appreciate and even look at you like you are the PJ king (if they understand you partially) or geek (if they dnt understand at all)......i am so tempted to tell about three people real joke outside a toilet and involving induction and a basis case but i think i vl pass......if you are real interested call me!
Now its not possible that i don't condemn some bastard on my blog.....sometimes its the railway people (in fact most of the times) smtimes the CBSE staff.....obviously the most deserving candidate to make it to my Post Midsem Times this time is Kapil Sibbal.....i have a strong belief that they decided his face to be Peter Pettigrew's image.....his statements and actions look so much like Chinese or an annoying Umbridge type......condemn and oppose anything that looks unappealing to you .....no matter to what extent an Undemocratic he has to be......
(Note: @ those who blink blankly at Umbridge or Peter Pettigrew's mention -- You are unbelievable to have not both seen and read Harry Potter .....seriously !!)
I read Jeffrey Archer for a second time and so much understand why i can see so many of his works on the railway platform book stalls!.... Only time will tell - its such a great book and you know whats awesome-it can attract the readers' attention without sex or a pretty girl blinking or staring at a boy ! Someone has suggested me reading Not a Penny More not a Penny less.....still in the search of the book.....
Kanpur Weather Update? -- no idea about the morning or afternoon.....not all are so fortunate to see the daylight....no i am not a vampire......i am merely following the concept of "late to bed, early to rise".....there are times when i am brushing teeth and someone asks "Hey, coming for dinner?"
But i know about the night weather if you care- its foggy white like in the mystery or horror or romantic supernatural movies.......but not so cold or chilling.....and people do mysteriously disappear while walking ahead of you....... mixing slowly in the smoke like element around you which you cant touch but know is present there.....but apart from this not many things in the campus make it mysterious or supernatural or romantic...... the only mysterious thing is irrespective of the weather- Where the hell do our Mess Dues come from at each fresh start from the semester after paying all the fuckin Bills in time ??
and likewise the only romantic feeling is the one about which Utpal Raman Sharma (my IIT K bhai) knows so well..... from all these years' experiences living amongst creatures like ......well lets leave the names of the guys out !!
Over and Out!
As soon as i woke this day thr first thing was that i realized that our grades has been released..... not that i checked my mailbox......in fact it was rather an unconventional method ......the first two status updates on your screen saying 10.0 cgpa/cpi by two bastards of IIT Kanpur ......Shubham Tulsiani aka the boy who should not live and KD aka the guy whose life got screwed every time you asked him anything like "Wassup" !! Its a cruel thing to do i say..... writing 10 even before the other people have checked their uncalled C's and D's ...take a break you... @#%$%@.....
I did not let the grades to take me over in an envelope of hangover.....instead i watched movies....whole lot of them.....Bruce Almighty, October Sky, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang,...etc.... And yes please dont judge a movie by its cover/ name.....KKBB is a worth watching movie......calling it KKBB makes it sound like a SRK flick !
October Sky is another awesome movie....it involved rockets and mines....and i like both !! Bruce Almighty- perhaps i would have liked it better if i would not have seen the Hindi movie which copied it- God Tussi Great Ho....
India vs West Indies ODI series- i dont like it much.....i have observed that each time the Indies play against India their squad looks completely new (by the name).....except for the face...the faces look the same each time....shining black putting the coaldust to shame.....and its best when they smile.....perfect setting for the Happydent chewing gum add.....
I wish more people would like Mathematics and even more be interested in its concepts and terminologies....not because i feel its a great subject or is revolutionary....( i don't really want people to hate me and get started on this )....but because once you are deep in the subject surrounded by the Maths dept people.......the feeling is just so natural that you tend to make pure Mathematical jokes.....which other people fail to appreciate and even look at you like you are the PJ king (if they understand you partially) or geek (if they dnt understand at all)......i am so tempted to tell about three people real joke outside a toilet and involving induction and a basis case but i think i vl pass......if you are real interested call me!
Now its not possible that i don't condemn some bastard on my blog.....sometimes its the railway people (in fact most of the times) smtimes the CBSE staff.....obviously the most deserving candidate to make it to my Post Midsem Times this time is Kapil Sibbal.....i have a strong belief that they decided his face to be Peter Pettigrew's image.....his statements and actions look so much like Chinese or an annoying Umbridge type......condemn and oppose anything that looks unappealing to you .....no matter to what extent an Undemocratic he has to be......
(Note: @ those who blink blankly at Umbridge or Peter Pettigrew's mention -- You are unbelievable to have not both seen and read Harry Potter .....seriously !!)
I read Jeffrey Archer for a second time and so much understand why i can see so many of his works on the railway platform book stalls!.... Only time will tell - its such a great book and you know whats awesome-it can attract the readers' attention without sex or a pretty girl blinking or staring at a boy ! Someone has suggested me reading Not a Penny More not a Penny less.....still in the search of the book.....
Kanpur Weather Update? -- no idea about the morning or afternoon.....not all are so fortunate to see the daylight....no i am not a vampire......i am merely following the concept of "late to bed, early to rise".....there are times when i am brushing teeth and someone asks "Hey, coming for dinner?"
But i know about the night weather if you care- its foggy white like in the mystery or horror or romantic supernatural movies.......but not so cold or chilling.....and people do mysteriously disappear while walking ahead of you....... mixing slowly in the smoke like element around you which you cant touch but know is present there.....but apart from this not many things in the campus make it mysterious or supernatural or romantic...... the only mysterious thing is irrespective of the weather- Where the hell do our Mess Dues come from at each fresh start from the semester after paying all the fuckin Bills in time ??
and likewise the only romantic feeling is the one about which Utpal Raman Sharma (my IIT K bhai) knows so well..... from all these years' experiences living amongst creatures like ......well lets leave the names of the guys out !!
Over and Out!
