Unhappenin days!!

Tuesday....semis today...SL vs NZ...nt much of competition accg to me....SL cruised to d finals.....NZ reachin somethg in 220s.....Lankans might claim to b grt team....bt dey hv nt done much really to get to d finals....dey did nt win from PAK or AUS ....gt easy teams...England n NZ in knockout......!!...They jus sneaked in....cunning!!.....Dilshan leadin top scorer till yet in WC2011......bully Lankans....d lion on dere flag comes alive only wen dey play Ireland....or Canada....!!.......................................

Went to lib today.....did nt sleep dere....GOD!!....i already feel wiser...!!.....

Worried abt my algebra.....thin chances of passin...!!...Aaaaall is welllllll...Aaaaaallll is welllll....Aaaall is wellll.....!!...feelin better....Rancho rox!!....

Dear msgd bit...i replied widout much enthusiasm....she said smthg abt decidin to talk less....we shook hands....!!

Tryin Beatles these days.....after Sysyem of Down...dnt try System of Dowm..!!...they appear like clashin utensils....Hypnotize n Chop Suey were the blunders of their life...!!... Beatles' Yesterday and Hey Jude and How gently my guitar weeps....goooood!!!....gt over my misconception dat Beatles suck!!!

Wingies Sharique n Budhao decide to celebrate Galaxy(our IIT thing) outside Kanpur...!!...perhaps wid gfs...!!...makes no difference for their room ...!!...closed!!...roomie pissed at Wing Coordies/Fraudies....hv nt seen much of Coordi team after holidays....!!...perhaps discussin Antargni 11...!!......

Nt much of bamboo structure work done....personally i dnt think forcin ur hall feelings or forcin to work fr Hall is a grt idea....it didnt do me ny good at least...!!...Galaxy parade today at evnin....Hall uniform white t shirt n blue jeans..!!....Mauryans!!....we did good..! at the end we were 149 at top ahead of the second position by abt 80pts...!!..

Came to kno abt Probabilty quiz on Thrusday....CSE n EE guys r damn funny....speak to a EE guy...."Dabbe wale kitna magte hain be.....blah blah blah...."....speak to CSE .."Batti me kitne magod bhare pade hai be.....blah blah....."...Bastards..!!!....May Blazes Of Hell await their arrival...!!!.....

An IIT Kanpur monday....

At IIT Kanpur...since Monday.....on monday gt my Eng marks....decent....Galaxy preparations goin on in d hall....netajis crowdin here n dere...tryin to b louder n louder...in order to b heard.....guys tryin to mk somethg senseful out of bamboo.....Gud Luck....i m out of deese stuff..!!...had enough of 1 stupid year mkin structure...!!...
Mondays r painful....5 classes....my heart bleeds at each stab of this disgraceful day...At d end of day....i make a conclusion...i cnt attend 5 classes in a day no matter wat happens...my mind n body refuse to cooperate....!!...Went to 8 o-clock class after 2 months...Prob Stats.....L-2 gettin new features i see...!!


Lots of chaos n hype over Indo-pak match goin on everywere.....Gilani to watch d match wid Congress guys....Tryin hard to nt open fb...13 days to go..n it vl get deleted...!!...How addicted r we to fb..!!...Zucker has made it so diff fr ny1 to leave fb....!!...14 days ...!!...my 3rd attempt...!!
Nt talked to dear since ranchi....gt a msg....didnt reply....surprisingly dnt miss her..!!...

Funday!!!

Saturday......my last holiday.....nt ny plans....vn i woke up papa ws already gone...to village fr some work....i hv nt been to my village fr ages....its near Parasnsath...besides Jamunia river...i remembr my childhood...vn i used to go  dere.....tiny n swift fishes swam along the current of the river shinin like diamonds as sun shone over .....it genrally took me time to shed my pride n take my shower in public...!!...The fishes vr cunnin...Let alone b caught dey wd hardly let demselves b touched.....

In d noon..Sambhav called me to ask if i ws free...d next thg happened ws i was out at Dominoes wid Sambhav n Akshat d netaji...waitin fr my Country Special double burst n coke....i avoid cold drinks most of the time ...d carbonated ones only....unless i hv to pay fr dem even slightly....!!...After eatin my second meal..(The first one half an hr ago at home)...netaji speeded his Discover towards Dhurwa dam...wid me glancin at d digital speedometer...i m nt afraid of speed bt i had no helmet unlike him....unfair...!!..We all agreed that Dhurwa Dam is a gud place to bring ur ny girl if u dnt want to b seen....Akshat in fact went on to say it was d best of all such places he had seen in Ranchi...I make a mental note to ask him abt d rest of places..!!..Cn b handy ...!!...Clicked lots of pics...!!

  On d way bck nthg much happened xcept some huge monster resemblin Daya of CID in size slappin an auto driver.....bt he cud nt break any darwaza..!!..


Akshat asked me if i wanted to meet a girl livin near my new house...dat ws weird...!!..I asked him to call her n he askd me bck....so v moved on....disappointed i assume...!! 

At night i saw some muvi.....American History X...i liked it....Black n whites fought among demselves...n some oversmart guy goes to jail...n comes out reformed n prevents his brother repeatin his mistakes.....




Slept after a quarell wid dear....it ws nt much of a quarell...more of her temper i suppose.....!!..Asked me nt to contact her again..!!.....i hv nt yet.....thinkin shd i??

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BYE!!.........................

1 day to IIT.....2 matches to Championship.....

Woke today n hurried to c d newspapers aftr d last night's win.......unsurprised by Yuvi on d first page....newspapers rambled on somethg abt endin Aussie supremacy......

feels gud na??!!??

Today NZ played SA at Mirpur.....NZ as usual sucked.....221/8....SA won...at sucking....nt the match..!!...dey managed 172 all out......point to b noted..Vettori did nt take single wicket.!!.....so NZ can ball..!! huh...!

Indian PM invites Gilani to Mohali match....intrestin!!

Afridi starts to whine..."Sachin vl hv to wait fr his 100th century"...of course he vl u idiot...he will score dat in d finals at his home ground in style..!!!.......No Indian comments yet by Dhoni....!!

I asked dear if i shud write more abt her....she replied she did nt mind.....k..."i like ur pic"!!...if people read dis dey might b curious...bt none of dere business.....

Dyin to write this since so long.....my laptop wid lots of assist frm BSNL broadband sucks my blood ......if by mistake i make right click or click the start button it behaves like i m tryin to run Call of Duty ..!!....screen goes pale.....overburdened sound of cryin machinery ....bloody Compaq Presario.....do i need to bang my head on d wall if i hv to connect n disconnect internet bat 10 times jus to update my fb status??....Screw BSNL.....Screw Deepika....Pain n grief surfacin from depths of my assaulted heart....pls dnt get emotional....sorrie.....

Dear nt angry at me yet fr mking her wait n me goin to sleep fr 2 consecutive days...thnx !!....I asked her to read my blog.....she said she vl......

I made a couple of people follow my blog by persistin i hv to reach double figures...!!...Searchin fr more of u....!!...KD the phodu makes his debut at blogspot.....mind it....I m ur first follower...!!....

Only Saturday left as holiday....hmmm....appears so painful.....

Bye Bye Punter....Pack ur bags...The show is over!!

thrusday.....i wake up n remembr its d quartr final today.....yesterday WI lost by 10 wickets to Pakistan.....i wonder why did WI even care to claim dey were goin to win d match....I did nt  get to watch d match bt Afridi is really changin things fr Pak....n dat too wid d ball.....


I seriously think d matches might b fixed.....d way Pakis r playin....its since i read an article on Times site...some fixers caught in Mumbai....related to Ibrahim.....it might b dat players in d matches vr threatened to play badly.....perhaps to improve Pakistan's image in International Cricket....d way thgs vr goin ...players bein banned...Malik dumped out....disputes....n nw d performance!!.......


I liked Dhoni's reply to Punter's aggresive cricket pre match drama....Lets play d Indian way...!!
He is still cool...n strong mentally..!!
India started with surprise....spin attack in first over!!......RaviC Aswin....it ws a gud decision....
10 overs Aussies 40/1.....Australia went on to mk 260/6......Thgs were so tensed wid India chasing under lights....Wen Dhoni fell as 5th one ....it looked like Aussies wd close in ...bt Yuvraj Singh..!!!....he did it....wid 14 balls to spare....wid Lee gettin a scar...Raina's last decision inclusion assisted...!!...Taut helped a lot...his 145+ kph wides ...once even reached the rope betrayin Haddin...!!..Off to semis....to c d Pakistanis....
I ws really frustated of seein Punter in World cup...
Also SACHIN gt his 18000 runs....!!!
Did nt talk much to Dear today....thoug i thanked her fr mking us win..!!....
I hv gt some infection in d eyes...i googled it...its Meibomitis.....

Wikileaks!!

Woke at eight on Tuesday......did nthg.....no match also....i dnt watch TV.....Went to market....new clothes fr me.....
still a gud day....dear agreed to peace treaty....shewwwwh!!!......ceasefire....discussed the terms to avoid future conflict.....ws causing problems to give an image of problems i could face in future in case i ws rude again or showed unacceptable behaviour!!.......i m happy nyways....
wasted tym later here n dere in chattin wid Sagar d bhidu,KD,tapeworm guy....wait..!!!!.....i remembr somethg !!..wait!!!....i forgot to mention dis earlier....
in the journey to Ranchi.....saw either "Hi baby"or "Gn Baby"....on KD the phodu's sim ....who went off colour n den made a statement of givin explanation later in Ranchi....(remembr I m d new WIKILEAKS...!!).......If any1 hs lots of spare tym like me pls do care to ask KD the name of d girl who hs fallen fr him....n in case u do hv some more of dat spare tym ..Text Me!!....i vl inform Akshat d netaji....
Talked late to dear....
sudden outburst of hunger at 3 am in d mornin .....weird!!.....scampered here n dere in d house....gulped nythg i cd find.....n i swayed peaacefully into dreams.....

A New Day Has Come

Tuesday...11:24pm...22 March....


Monday morn....i wake up blind.....went to doctor today.....unavailable.....same at second place....to optician.....tried some thick glasses.....gt new diopters....introduction of cylinder with 10 degree axis....thgs were good.....till an old man sittin there said dat the guy who checked my eyes studied in class 9....!!!...Wat the crap ....!!!...Experimentin on me??.....Some day he might start operatin on eyes...n in d middle say ...i know only till this step...!!...
My new experimental glasses .....i cn c things...vehicles...girls....cows....people who think dey r cool......bt i feel weird....my eyes water....n dey r definitly nt khushi k aansu.....dey r tears of strain ..!!.....
I msg Dear bit.....no success yet....bt talked a bit.....things dont look gud....i mk strategies everyday n each time dey get doomed....i might hv to use my special weapon....after i mk one of course.....!!....
Some company this afternoon....Ankur...n Manish......Bhaiya assurin me IT BHU is soon gonna b IIT BHU....Who cares.....still i hv to nod....n say hmmmmmmm!!......Akshat joins us....nt the tapeworm guy....d netaji one.....lots of BHU talk....I learn new thg...wen people from BHU think dey r cool never argue....its their only consolaton...NO OFFENCE!!.....(i hope dey read dis)... 
Tried drivin....i hv nt killed nyone yet.....i m proud of dat....i hv a hunch my Car is magical....very strong hunch.....wen some1 comes bfore me....nt always i apply d brakes....n yet d car comes to halt each tym!!....i really dont think the friction is high enough to do so....i believe God does nt want that i shd evr commit murder...!!.....God Tussi great ho!!....
Slept peacefully.....try Armada Groove My friend ...on UTube....its nice....!!

Blindman's Holi at Home

21:38 Monday .....21*03*2011...
At home on Saturday 19th ....i cn see nthg......i cnt watch TV...cnt use lappy....cnt go out....cnt read nythg....i remembr a frnd frm IIT...wid tapeworm....!!....Wen i tried to use my spare specs...thgs go funny n dizzy.....later i finf d Doctor messed everythg....gave me funny diopters....!!.....Basically i do nothin at noon except visitin lots of opticians...more of nthg in d evenin n more nthg at night....ya i tried to mk thgs gud wid Dear....no success!!....
Nex day Holi.....my stomach makes funny sounds....i m unwell....nt d best of Holi......i hardly eat nythg d whole day....i try watchin India vs WIndies like a pirate....nt dat i support Indies.....One of the glass ws unharmed....i covered d othr eye!!....aye matey....Sachin did nt score much today.....I wanted India to lose else dey wd face Aussies in d quarters....wid a loss India cn manage facin SL.....Yuvraj scored century.....India won....
I find Aussies a gud balanced n most of all dey r confident , disciplined n united....!!....
I felt gross....cravin fr sweet n sweetheart!!....i hardly gt colored on Holi....i slept lots...
Dear continues b mad....i persist...i m nt gud at convincin i kno....bt i sure cn persist n persist!!......slept listenin to Masters of Puppets.......

Train to Home

Monday--09 04 pm--21 March,2011....At home....holidays goin on....reached Ranchi on Saturday abt 12 noon....Neelacnchal Express.....train sheduled at 12 40pm.....arrived after 3pm.....u wont feel bad if u cn see d big letters INDIAN RAILWAYS written......3 buddies wid me all for ranchi.....frustated we were....the stupid train travelled the entire of UP.....interestin thgs happened.....
at Luknow some girl complained dat some guy abused n commented vulgar thgs at her....she pointed the man she ws nt sure abt...d policemen slapped d sleepin man.....n dragged him on the Lucknow platform....d man had no idea wat ws goin on as he rubbed his eyes wakin up.....n he had lots of family n relatives in support of him....whose cries n screams could more confusion....an old lady seemed so enthusuiastic....i believe she cried Bharat Band kra denge n stuff......!!!
Nothing happened much later besides a theft in d boggie....no tension....my slippers remained safe!!sheeewh!!
People kept on comin n going on our seats.....KD was gettin mad......drivin n shooin dem!!...thgs improved after we left UP.....
Dear msgs kept me bit busy....Dear still mad at me!!....I keep tryin on!!.....
I broke my specs in Varanasi......while tryin to spot a monkey my head banged in the window!!....Nothg much to say later....i saw nothing more.....highly myopic i m....!!
Caught a passenger at Muri ......wid one more freind adding to us.....i think a rural lady ws feelin uncomfortable wen he started playin videos of Munni Badnam n den Sheeila ki Jawani sitting beside her...i definitely heard a grunt sount den!!....reached home safe n sound!!......
Hail Jharkhand !! Hail Home!!

Packin Night!!

hi....its 02:21 night....friday....in few hours i expect to be on the train whistlin throu the plains n hills towards my home....packin is definitely nt one of my fav thgs!!....at 1 in night i debate whethr to start packin or leave it till morn....i dnt hope to b up early in mornin...so i stuff thgs in my bag n case....dis n dat....more humanly people call it packin!!....i m done in abt 30 mins....shakin heads to d guitar strings of Metallica................
I downloaded The Fighter again....n watched parts of it again!!.....i liked it so much!!....better dan the King's Speech.....also revised Die Hard 2...the movie syllabus is too vast....i stored The Aviator, The town,.... for future!!...... 


England vs WI today......England sucked earlier n finished 243 all out...WI were goin gud.....222/6 but apparently dey didnt wish to b left behind at suckin so dey lost 4 of rest wickets in exchg for 3 runs!!...damn dem!!...If WI wd hv won....England wd hv gt out....i wd hv loved it!!....


Didnt reply bck to a msg by dear....gt bit irritated it seems.....i said smthg stupid...i m gud at dat....natural instinct of mine!!.....gt a GN bck!!....Dear wnt talk....vl hv to do smgthg later...i did nt care till i started writin dis !!.....i wanted to xplain smthg bt Dear is nt much patient to listen thgs....frm xperience!!......


Spent a lot on canteen today....Cheese,slice,Lays,shake,chocolate,Butter Rice,.....urgent cut in dat needed.....vl consider it after hols.....i remembr i hv yet to get a print out of my e ticket!!.....people keep uploadin there holi pics on fb.....i m yet to b coloured in iit k....who knows i wake up blue green or red all over my face in mornin....!!!
Saw my prob stats answer sheet....satisfied...nythg 5 marks above avg is more dan welcome fr me!!...Did nt attend class today thou....classes none of my business!!....;).....

Holidays approach

21:23 right now......fair day....did not attend ny class......nt a big deal......i cn hear the train passsin d campus more distinctly dese days since d hols r almost dere.......roomie went home today......feelin bad....since d MOSQUITOES wud devour upon me alone unlike before wen only half of the vampires wanted by blood!!......nt feelin like studyin at all......hope dese omnious feelings dnt persist aftr hols......!! 
Iron Maiden's Aces High echoin loudly in my room......People whisper in dark corners wen i write Dear in my blogs.....I wonder why some people's noses r so long!!...Pokers!!.... 
Opened my twitter after June 2010......where my 9 month old tweet "On twitter for Sachin's tweets" lingered still......Tried to draw a pic of dear....is it weird dat i end up drawin an old witch from pic of a fairy!!..i must b hell of a talented Artist !!........
wasted lot of tym seein who hv more no. of followers on tweeter.....Obama rocks!!...7 million!!.....Sachin .87 mn......me havin jus 14!!......I made De Caprio happy....he has one more follower now!!
Watched an animation movie Up.....i never thought ny1 wud make house fly usin helium balloons!!...i guess Hollywood guys cn do thgs u cnt think......!! They also Los Angeled attacked through aliens....in a new muvi....crap!!....dey always do dat.....!
Australia vs Canada......oh dear!...pity!......Watson n Haddin played school cricket....thgs finished fr Aussies in 35 th over!!..........
I feel bit high in xcitement of goin to home!!
Bye!!

Early to bed Early to rise

Mind it.....Its nt really early to bed n early to night!!....dats nt d IIT K culture!!.......its 6 am early mornin ....time for bed!!........Watchin bck to bck movies thoughout night......The Fighter....it ws nominated for the Academy best....really liked it.....even the music....!!........................................................................
Then The Hangover.....liked it....nt much....it ws abt 4 guys who went for a bachelor party bt dey gt drunk to d extent dat it went onto include a tiger,Mike Tyson,Chinese guy, stripper,blah blah.........bt d ending part in wich d pics revealed d secrets!!......damn funny!!......Besides last night Bangladesh beat England!!.....i wont use d word sadly or alas!!.....England hv made a habit to keep d spectators tensed.............................
India to b playing today  SA today....if dey cn override chokres......India most probably vl go undefeated to d knockout!!..dat wd b some pride...besides dey wd face NZ i suppose.....bettr dan to face SL, Aussie or Pak.......................................................................................
I wonder if its coincidence abt my Dear fight while they boxed in The Fighter.....Said lots of thgs.....I dnt really like arguin....so it ended nicely....widout a mess.......


Today i wd probably have my breakfast aftr so long a brk.....I might mk it my fb status!!.....n i plan to inform my mum!!......breakfast n girls r nt d real assests of IIT K  ny1 vl brag abt!!....

Friday 11*03*2011

Day 2 after midsems.........these non exam days are so precious to me!!.....i lyk countin dem day by day!!......woke up at 10am.....went to d classes ...all of dem!!.....xcept d 8 o'clock one.....dats i attended last in January end.......saw my 9 out of 50 in algebra!!.....i defintely ws nt expectin nythg high.....bt still a 9 converging me to a F hardly wd cheer me!!........i half heartedly sat in my Hss n den logic!!......Its hard to digest dat a 2 hour algebra waits for me in d evening!!.....Had my lunch n completed Alice in Wonderland muvi i had started yesterday......i liked it....the queen acted grt n i liked Alice.......

I ws 99% sure dat i wont visit The Great Algebra Show.....dat ws till 3:40!! At 3:41 I ws walkin to see d show.....

The worst thg at IIT is I cnt make out whether i hv understood somethg or not!!...Dats worse dan not understanding at all...... If i know i know nothing At least i know dat for any x belonging to anythg in my domain no matter wat happens there does not exist any function wich maps my writing to good grades !!

After d class came bck n finally i make up my mind to remove my Windows7 wich is more consistent dan Rahul Dravid in irritatin wid a message "Your Windows 7 is not genuine...u might b a victim of counterfeit...blah blah blah......"every 10 minutes with d most irritatin ting sound!

Besides d windows has gt so unconvenient......it has become more of a ventilator...providin d bare minimal air to my lappy!!.......

As i transfer thgs to d hard disc for recovery later!.....i write this blog wondering if nyone really vl b so idle to read all dis!!.....it still shows 6 minutes remainin for the transfer.....nyways bye!!

No classes aka movie + fun day!!

Day after mids....nice mornin wen i wake....exccept its nt much of mornin wen it shows 12 on d watch....Discrete Maths the only class i missed....dere were no others!......watched movies.....Tangled ....animation muvi of a princess n some funny horse...n some guy.....too much of musical movie.....IMDB rating 8.0 took me in!!.....Nt one of the best......bt nice ..

den saw The Kings's Speech....i like the name..sounds royal n classic!!......n classic it is!.....The Oscar winner for best film n the best actor..Colin Firth.....he had some Speech problem....n the Country made him the King.....

Once u see the US serials like Friends,Prison Break,...others n den u see some English setting muvi...u vl see the distinct difference in accent....it sounds royal n too refined n formal....nyways then played Table Tennis with wingies n lost numerous games....I m good at dat!!...n den woke a heavy person n went to gym.....after a long tym.....gt tired easily.....i wonder if the rods gained mass or gravity increased .....The gravity theory is bit convincin.....2 days back i tried to catch a book dropped frm 3rd floor(US system in IIT)...n i failed surprised by the high velocity!!

At night i watched a 1996 muvi Primal Fear....some guy accused to kill a priest ....it was found he had multiple personality disorder!!...with supersurprise at end!!.......................

Also talked to dear thru msgs......surprisingly i ws less in contact since the xms ended!!.......Dear gt bit angry!!....Obviously u r nt supposed to forget abt the person excited by the maggi being served before u!!...I called n said sorry n spent 25 mins....with talks of fan n bar one chocolate n my canteen bill n nice voice n some silly stuff......N i said gn after spreadin smiles!!

NICE day it was.

Wed 09*03*2011

Xms over finally......Logic last down......No idea how d paper went......India vs Netherlands today.....India win easy.....nt much of a match ......Game wid Ajinkya ....badminton.....increment in my mass in few days compensated for my velocity.....keepin d momentum constant!!

Akshat n his tapeworm......causes me to appear outside some Civil Proff.....he claims to counsel people.......Crap he did!!......made us wait half an hour bfore he talked some nonsense....d gist of wich is......

His cpi needs to get a boost....bit reduction in dance required.....the tapeworm deserves medicines regularly without failure at all......n the proff studied in Roorkee n his father did some crazy thgs in Electrical.....like we were intrested in dat.....

After noddin n shakin heads n saying "ya" n "hmmm".... bck to room .....I like Crayon Physics!

Two fellas ate my Hide n Seek... :x :x :x

Headache right nw!!....i wonder if tapeworm get transferred by bluetooth!

I msgd Dear little bit....Wanted to hit me wid umbrella!