The fellowship of the Coin

Time-15:00.... Date-25*10*2011


 England suffering 4-0 at the hands of India and the last ODI game going on at Eden Gardens right now....Finally Varun Aaron made his debut in international cricket....3 wickets in the fast match-not bad at all esp wen all threee victims were clean bowled!!...The only reasn i emphasize this fact is : he comes from My home state of Jharkhand !!....well of course he appears good...consistently delivering balls in 140s....The teams playing against India must be so much used to play against the Indian 130-135 bowlers(acclaimed to be pacers) .....that they might be awed and dizzied by anythg that exceeds 140!!


Last time i remember Indians were in England....i ws so frustated that my heart kept on insisting to make "I hate Ian Bell", "I hate Staurt Broad"....pages on the FB..! Gone are those feelings ...Gone with the wind..!! 


I have decided to reveal a very important secret of mine after giving much thought to it....If any1 of you finds me behaving erratically or possessed or eccentric.....you may contact my wingies here urgently....It so happens that i found a magic coin from the middle ages with funny symbols....outside my room few weeks ago ....certainly planted by a bearded man who wants me to keep the coin away from the hands of a dark hooded man.....i have decided to keep the coin hidden for the welfare of Modern Earth people....but i percieve the coin is trying to possess me....i need you fellow mates to keep my heart clean and unpossessed by....my precious....MY precious....MY PRECIOUS....


Its Deepawali tomorrow.... earthen lamps, sweets, discounts, crackers,.....i love the first two........but Crackers- i renounced them after a course called Environmental Education was started in our school days!!....As far as discounts are concerned they really are not of much use to me unless given on food stuff....but believe me they do make the markets look so Colourful and admirable when pretty girls come flooding everywhere!!


Was watching F.R.I.E.N.D.S......revising actually after having watched all the seasons once.......Have you met Dolu (aka G.O.D aka ShashJ the sexy) ? ....You know who is funnier than all the characters of FRIENDS?....of course DOLU is.......Even the characters of FRIENDS would not be laughing  during Inception or The dark Knight or a serious porn movie!!


The Quest for an internship still intrigues me !! I wonder how great life would be if instead of us sending applications to professors around the world for internships it were the professors who sent us the mails praising us and begging us to work for them ......and we would giving excuses or time management problems to them !!....Jus no proff should go in depression and commit suicide out of rejections.....esp wen they hv the institute funds with them!!


My ending words are fr Akshat Singhal the tapey guy that his account is being hacked so frequently n used to chat anonymously that it might be appropriate to declare it a public account where people can come and fool around or chat with pretty girls !!


Over and Out.....beeeeep...........

Revenge Sweet Revenge

Time:10:53 AM .....  Date:21*10*2011


Finally we have revenge as Indians showed their metal in chasing 298 at Mohali extending their lead to 3-0 in the 5 game series..... revenge-one of the sweetest and the most satisfactory feelings for mankind..... a much needed row of defeats for Englishmen.... Frankly speaking I never want to see England as a great winning team in my lifetime.... Respect for our batsmen especially Dhoni .... Of course without Ajinkya and Gambhir it would have been nothing......


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I think Dhoni is 1 of the best players in the world.... not for his skills as batsmen or keeping alone....but for his awesome Ability to understand the situation of the game .....his precise understaning of his own capabilities..... all this helps him to keep his cool and wait till the last moment before going after the bowlers..... when any other player might panic and lose his wicket in playing strokes....


College became such a dull affair suddenly after Antaragni..... the most enjoyable of the 3 i hv seen till now..... now its back to bloody Turing Machines , bloody measurable functions,  Compactness of bloody sets and bloody companies who dont want to take 3rd year MSc Maths students as intern students......


Perhaps the only incident since the fest worth mentioning that has occured in my presence was in my Theory of Computation class when the proff asked "Has any 1 any success with the Copying Machine"..... I dont know if, like me, the others who were copying the copying machine from their generous  neighbours realized the unintended pun but i sure did and wanted to say "With the copying machine or as a copying machine?"........but i curbed my instinct for my welfare.....!!


After much observation of my fellow mates i think we can develop a general protocol for speaking to people of different departments....like you can always say to a batti              (electrical) dude...."Quiz k liye pad liya?" ....You can be safely assured that he wont be coming up with a reply "koi quiz nai hai"..... Likewise you can always open a conversation with Mech n dabba   ( CSE) people with "Abey, Assignment kr liya kya?"..... Civil engineers can be safely asked " Hey dude, did you complete the lab report you were supposed to?" or "Hey...today any labs man?"..... You might try to be bit considerate and sympathetic in asking the Wings on fire people....the Aerospace...."finally koi company intern k liye aayi ya nai?".....When you meet the Materials Science STUDS  aka the deptmnt that believes they run the world (Of course you dont cross their argument......) you can ask "coaching kholna hai saath me ya fir TEEN BIS(meaning a package of 3 lakhs)?".....


Over and Out!!! 

Bed of Roses

Hi  again-time-12:23 Am...date-15*10*2011


Durga Puja holidays over.....Went to Tirupati, Mysore, Ooty in hols.....College fest Antaragni going right on .....India-England ODI series has started ....Mumbai Indians won the T-20 Champions League.....


Its rare that i board a train and the train seldom arrive late at my destinastion..... Was supposed to board my 1:50Am train Jharkhand Superfast .....the Superfast arrives in the morning at 6.....i had some interesting conversations with my fellow passengers.....they suggested to change the word Hatia( a railway station in Ranchi) to Ghatia.... finally reached home at 7 morning instead of 7 in the night......Only hours later i board Hatia Yeshwantpur.....and reach Tirupati...... 10 hours late again.......Frankly speaking i want to meet some railway guy and ask him one simple q..... How can a train be so talented so as to be 6 hour late in a six hr journey??........because thats nothing ordinary .....even for Indian railways it needs considerable effort and much sincerity on the part of the rail officials......!!...@#$%#@$%$.......(I have decided to cut out the Beep words from my blog)


I wonder why dont they change the names of Southern states to somethg like Sambhara Pradesh or Sambhar nadu,.....The word 'Sambhara' appears to be the solution to any food related problems there......you order Poori bhaaji and the waiter appears with a plate of puri and Sambhar..... Order a thali and lo..here comes a big plate with varieties of Sambhara......like one Sambahra for Vegetable....one for Pickles...one for daal....one for Dessert......Beeeeeeep...!


Managed to have a Darshan of Govinda at Balaji and not go bald like most of the devotees chanting some weird lines....i cd only catch only 1 word-Govinda (not the crap guy who thinks he is funny)!!.......Went to Bangalore and took a bus to Mysore from there......O boy! Tipu Sultan was rich!!....Saw a 240 kg gold throne at the Mysore Palace....Also went to The Vrindavan gardens.....Stunning !....beautifully lighted fountains......Later travelled to Ooty through the Nilgiris.......Went to the Botanical gardens....Great place to relax and forget about any tensions you have regarding assignments, Gf/Gfs(its a genuine tension if its plural), interns,etc........you even start to enjoy each breath which we seldom notice otherwise....


If nothing else....i can at least advise you to stay away from Sai Balaji Tours and Travels....Bastards....Without them the tour would have been much thrilling and my pockets would have been heavier.....Made my vacation an express.....only once did i get a chance to sleep a night peacefully on anything not on wheels ...!!..


Returned to Ranchi on 8th Sep....the Journey from Rnc to Kanpur Central was most intresting with the bloody train stopping at Gomoh Junction for abt 6 and a half hours......I was there sitting on the platform waiting for some miracle....and then i heard it....."Dhinka Chika" song on the Railway Announcement Speaker.....Some frustated people had captured the Announcement room....Nothing much more happened except some people related the mothers and sisters of the Station master to some animals and an open invitation to people "eney aawa and humara saath tod phod kara".... This journey has changed my life considerably.....i have pledged an oath to not travel by that train again!!


Glad about Mumbai indians winning T20 championshiop.....n also CSK not making to semis!!....Surprise by a injury laden team devoid of The Magical maestro Sachin tendulkar......


Antaragni 2011- a 4 day eye treat for IIT K guys..... greenery all around the campus.... probably you need only a few things to be the happiest guy in the campus- a nice girlfriend and a decent looking ID card which enables you to slip in anywhere.... Sunidhi Chauhan supposed to come on the final day.... i dnt like her songs very much....She is like Lady Mika...!!