Monotonicity

Days hv become so unhappening.....people all around dating their books and pdfs......visiting library.....attending classes.....my day normally starts at 11 or 12.....when i meet people returning from classes waving to me as i brush..!!......


Feeling the heat of the MTH department of IIT K.....compared to it The Great Kanpur Summer stands nowhere......Ominous things keep tumbling into my mind regard exams......scary things.....!!...After every Logic class my heart says its time to declare emergency.....as Comlpleteness, compactness and skewness echoes in my dazed head.......You never know in IIT K when things actually slip out of your grip..slowly by slowly....."bas aaj class nai ja rhe hain....kal cover kr lenge....." or "weekend aa rha hai....is weekend pe ye ye sab pad lenge.....thoda ye bi dekh lenge n iska ye assignment nipta lenge.." and on weekend your mind wanders in strange lands as you peacefully enjoy one of sweetest gifts of God- sleep or you wander in combat mode in n enemy territories in Call of Duty....!!


IPL the mega cricket fest......MI beat Pune...!!......I wnt mind if Sachin scores a ton in each match n MIndians lose each match...!!...Preferably if he goes not out each time too...!!...
Though i dnt like T 20.......wenever i try to study...my lappy automatically opens webcric.com and tunes to live streaming of blistering sixes n fours accompanied with timely wickets fallin......funny thg this time that even KKR is winning.......i dnt know wat Ganguly wud be thinkin..!!....


Summers causin my canteen bill to increment rapidly......an ice cream a day keeps money away...!!...
After a couple of days of not quarreling with dear...back on track.....Again i upset her.....i wonder why do i have to apologise every time...!!...vl definitely think over that after exams...!!....i have been accused of not caring and being deceptive in showing care......!!... ignored her....had to study....!!...She Became redder it seems....!!....Surprisingly she cooled quickly n we reconciled to our friendly relation...!!...


Wednesday 20*04*2011 golden day fr me....spent my longest ever time in the lib.....next record on target...To get my first book issued from lib.....!!...Feels gud wen u return frm the lib at 11 30pm like othr studious people...!!....

The End Sem Returns

One and the only thg i like abt the time near end sems : Classes are less and there lots of holidays.....nt that i wd hv attended them in case there were classes...bt at least i dnt feel guilty of sittin all the time at room missin classses..!!.....Startin to study bit by bit....even goin to lib at times.....


The last visit did nt come out to b effective though.....I n Vyas felt sleepy all the time...besides i hv this weird habit of feelin hungry wenevr i study.....in 3 hours i we ate at the canteen, slept , strolled , discussed who reads all these books...!!...Aftr Vyas surrendered to his drooping eyelids i took the responsibilty on my shoulders and nearly solved one whole problem from the assignment...with solution copied earlier from some1 in front of me...!!...


Suddenly i had this scholarly idea of .surveying the books.....i strolled through the game programming scenes to the literature secn where I found a Shakespearean work i had read in past-Julius caesar.......The Force of the Universe(ref-Star Wars)  caused me to reach fr it and go through a Flavius-Marullus-Cobbler conversation........I proceeded.....I made a mental note of reading A Passage to India someday.......strollin more....even found a Bhojpuri book written by some learned Proff......i wonder why i cared to see that....!!...


Mumbai Indians lost their last match againstt Kochi Tuskers.....It broke my heart...esp after Sachin scored his maiden IPL century......I dnt like Jayawardhane since my school days.....he irritates the way he plays almost every ball either square or behind the wicket and still manages to score quickly....!!...


I forgot to mention in my earlier blogs abt some peculiar dreams i had....in fact i hv been dreamin weird things these days and of course nights...!....there ws a dream in which i ws smokin a cigarette....u might wonder wats weird in smokin?....bt hv u seen a cigarette with a green flame..!!??....i wish i cd rewind and play that dream again....bt perhaps my dreams dnt seem to support that technology right now...!!...There ws anothr dream abt...even stranger.....i hv nt told abt this to any1....I m nt sure whom i ws talkin to bt he had a big beard-white.....and he rode horse.....i think it was Gandalf.....n in d dream some1 stole somethg frm me.....n he told me some funny place names.....like in the LOTR movie map.....and i ran to places....and there was funny switichin of time....meaning....the dream involoved a lemonade shop and some shopkeeper makin fun of me....i dnt remember much bt xcept that it ws nt a bad dream.....
I wonder if its anythg related to seein too much of movies....i dnt think so...bcos i hv nt seen LOTR lately.....if at all it shd be related i shd be seein perhaps boxing dreams or mayb animated ones.....animated dreams wd be supernice.... wish i cd install it....!


Talked lots to Dear aftr lots of quarreling and lots of apologising.....it makes me bit easy at heart...listening  Three Doors Down these days.....Kryptonite....Behind those eyes....Loser....Landing in London.....

As Days Pass By.....

Days are passing so quickly in the campus.....i will have to move with c velocity to write blog fr each individual day......The celebrations of the world cup have subsided and friends are regrouping and taking sides for their favourite IPL teams....I dont doubt Mumbai Indians will have maximum support....the Sachin image shadow people's minds....Delhi seem to appear underdogs while Bangalore looks star studded.....I dont like T-20 cricket very much.....thought it might b a hit in the country.....but hot cheerleaders ...colourful dress...hard hitting....people like that.....


Watching TV series Chuck....after watching Chuck you will know that Chuck and his two CIA partners Sarah and Casey can win a world war alone.....!!...I wonder why the Chuck Norris jokes are not meant for Chuck...!!...They can go to any country and fool every1 and kidnap any1...and do everything from identifying fatal gases to mindblowing dancing or cooking...!!....and i used to laugh at the Sony's CID...!!..Still i cant find anything as addicting as the TV series Prison Break..!!...


Hall(hostel) elections in the air....first years come and torcher with lots of manifestos promising things.....like we r interested..!!...huh....i have already seen much of them last year.....not my stuff all these....wingies and cordi team looks much concerned....!!...all i am concerned is the Mess..!!...Mess is important.....essential for survival...!!....it might be a surprise if i vote..!!..2 days of extra holidays...Ambedkar Jayanti and Ramnavmi ....ease my mind...result?..i dont attend class on Mon n Wed...to make it holidays frm Sat to Wed in a row..!!..i might well hv gone home..!!...


Akshat the tapeworm guy's  bday today....i forgot at night....!!...Some1 asked me if his fb account was hacked....i denied and coolly said his bday was quite far.....on 14th April....!!...I sympathised with him later....wen he did not get the long and well wishing wishes from the feminine section.....obviously people are not much convinced when your fb account shows your bday about 6 times an year...!!...


Dear not very happy....it happens every time i spend money to get Airtel STD tariff...!!...i wonder if its a conspiracy..!!...I try to cheer her..!!...
Astha a friend of mine met someone unpleasant.....Accident.....not much details i have....but she has a fracture......Let her bones unite in peace......n may Mighty God shower Calcium and other healing stuff required on her.......


Felicitation for the 4th years who once belonged to our hall....I went down to the quad...spent my coupons on food....obviously brought from Hell made by devils.....judging by the fire and chillies in the food....Its a wonder how people can still make food more horrible than our normal mess food...!!...Must b hell lot of talented...!!...

Half Marathon-21,10,5 km held on Sunday.......i ws awake till 4:30 am fully sure that i ws not going anywhere....n i slept....Something weird happened.....only half hour later i woke and was at the  main stadium in Utpal's shoes....with Varun.....I dont feel like explaining but i somehow completed the 10km.....Perhaps the Force was with me...!!it ws nt bad...i ws 7th or 8th.......bt the bastards did not even give a participation certificate.....all they gave was salted Uncle Chips and overnight's samosa so treated with air that would make rats grunt in disgust......n a jumpin....!!...Who wants Chips or samosa when your mouth is dried like Arabian sands...!!??!!....

What's Special About This Number?

What's Special About This Number?

Wing treat !!

Thrusday....07*04*11.....

No matter who u r in IIT K....u wont stop sayin.....aaj kl bahut class miss ho rha hai......!!....d most common victims of this r the MME n EE guys...dnt kno abt gals....!!....4 classes in 3 days is nt at all bad...esp wid my 2nd sem bckground vn i might go i class in a week n still regret it...!!...Brijesh a maniac proff....known fr his historic gradin out of his temper at short attendance....i ws so frustated.....i did nt attend ny of his class in d sem aftr first three Engng Drawin classes....n vl i did...!!....I wonder why m i pelting my acads on u......

Every1 is askin 2 questions dese days here....elective me kya bhara?....Summer me kya kr rha hai?....Spendin summer at home cn b painful a bit.....d contrast in lifestyle n routine might worry ur parents.....as heard frm my IIT friends.....esp wen u wake up at 8 at n ur parents say is dis a tym to wake....n u might wonder wat wd happen if u wd hv woken at 1...!!...

I like thrusdays here....Any day minus algebra is a good day!!....I  think its time to use our IIT K facilities.....after all we pay 40000 per sem.....!! ...so went to lib.....even borrowed a book....dnt want to boast more..!!...

Heard rumors of wing treat.....d fortnightly or sometimes "every 20 days" fest of my wing.....in d evenin....IIT K is conducting a Half marathon on Sunday....went to ground to condition myself.......result??.....super duper Ultimate hunger......glad abt d treat ...!!.

After surveyin much of Swarup Nagar in Kanpur city....bcos d auto driver had no idea abt d Flames restaurant n partly bcos some dark 110 kilo Bhasand gave weird road instructions.......we had a decent meal......wid wingies tryin to gobble more n more.........everythg ws vl xcept i did nt get baked veg.....dat hurts....i dnt kno d spelling of scisslors......hope u gt it..!!....i also got it ...wid cheese..!!......dn to CCD....i never eat personally at CCD...mostly bcos its super expensive....n more dn mostly it hs no water n wash basin.....bt treats r fee..!!....i ate somethg blue n white chocolated wid nuts.....yummy...!!....i wish our mess gives some of dese...!!....People wid spoons invaded here n dere tryin to get hold of nythg chocolaty...ice creamy.....I defended vl.......

Seein Chuck these days.....its weird !! ....bt funny.....i hv startd usin mosquito net these days.....hv my own fears.....earlier dey didnt suck my blood....bt the intensity wid dey humm around me...i feel dey might take me wid dem vn i m asleep.....esp wen my roomie repels dem wid his Odomos..!!.....bt d gud thg is Mosqi bhais still hv a thing fr him....!

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Bye.......

The Cup Stays here...!!

 Cricket unites.....

there is one thg in everyone's mind....can we do it?.....The whole country's expectations lies on d shoulders of Men in Blue....A Saturday has never been so special.....we cn sniff victory aftr last two victories...India vs SLanka....Wankhede.....God's hometown.....

Dhoni surprised us ...Sreesanth included....unlike every1 i believe in sreesanth....he cn get d pace n swing at times!!...Me,roomie,tulsi around lappy fr live stream of match.....i ws disappointed wid d toss...SL won toss to bat......nt many finals wd hv seen two tosses...dis one did....Sangakara's call at 1st cd nt b heard....!!...imagine Ravi saying....Welcome to the Second toss of the day....!!....Indians started well....tight fieldin...Tharanga's wicket early.....Mahela stood n rocked....century.....60 runs in last 5 overs.....Sreesanth sucked today....SL looked thrilled....274....

Felt bit tensed in d brk...hv we conceded 10-20 xtra runs...or wd d pitch assist n v cn beat dem?.....Vl Sachin mk our day.....or Murli n Malinga defend it?.....My heart wud never accept SL as d Champions ...never....they hv jus been lucky till yet.....

Nightmare start fr India....Sehwag Sachin depart early......entire blue stadium ws shocked...Gambhir played innings of his life....Dhoni....he is nt Dhoni..he is Midas!!.....the skipper answred his critics wid a World Cup winnin six...leadin him to 91....Cd we believe it.....finally after 1983 India has won the WC.....the country went crazy....People cried wid happiness.....I ws speechless at tyms n screamin at tyms.....d pains of 2003 finals finally heal....it cd be seen in tears of joy of Bhajji, Sachin,......i watched the heartbeat raisin six abt 18 times later.......Sites,media,streets went mad n coloured wid tricolor.......Dhoni man of the  match....Yuvi of d series....!!.....Sachin has his diamond fr his 21 yr crown......

I felt so happy.....like some dream has come true.....my heart felt content....i thanked GOD....d feelin of bein d World Champions is awesome!!.....This is a day we shall cherish n tell abt to generations in future......d joy....d feeling of National celebration......

High Voltage Semis....

Wednesday......might hv  been an ordinary wed any other time.....this tym its a mutually understood govt holiday....India vs Pakistan semi final.....India the favourites since long before the WC started.....Pak who surprised spectators with there performance.....we woke late....nt much class attender i am....only gud thing in IIT Kanpur other than the net speed is no1 bothers fr attendance mostly........


India elected to bat......Sehwag hit Umar Gul fr 5 fours in one of the initial overs.....Canteen ws house full.....i almost hate Umar....his face suggests he has a disgusting smell under his nose..!!

They made heavy mistakes.....dropped catches....of Sachin..!!...nearly as many as 5...!!...Sachin made 85....nt much convincingly....Wahab Riaz bowled brilliantly....his inswinging yorker to Yuvraj's stumps made people sigh...!!....India managed to get to 260.....after a flier...Pakis looked happy......I think 260 ws a gud total to defend...!!..First of all Paks r  nt a grt battin side...besides the pitch didnt look as gud as people thought....!!


Pakistan started k type....in d middle overs spinners really slowed the scorin rate after some wickets fell off....thnx to Misbah who ws nt in a scoring mood.....i knew he wd b cursed later...it turned true later.....watchin Afridi caught...the boom boom wid 23 batting avg ws so much cheered in d quad were match ws bein screened........every dot ball being cheered loudly....finally India won by 29 runs.....


I ws so nervous watchin Indians bowl under the lights wonderin if we wd b able to defend d score......gettin nervous at each boundary....wonderin if Afridi wd suceed in his demolition mode.....

I remember nthg abt the day xcept the match...i doubt if i did nythg else...!!..Sachin ws d man of the match....did nt msg Dear i think.....people msging n updatin statuses.....abt SLanka bein the runner ups already..!!....i dreamed wen Men in blue wd really win it.....n the country celebratin..on d streets...in d stadium....in d bars....in front of their TV sets.....whole family sittin n watchin us win......it wd b really a proud moment....

Googling!!!

Like Googling??..U hv to c these......!!!

• Top ten weirdest weapons......Gay bombs....Japanese Venegeance Balloons.....Puckle gun...Sword breaker....Habakkuk......
• National game of Argentina- Pato..and not football!!....played on horseback by teams of 4....
• Cryonics-low-temperature preservation of humans and animals who can no longer be sustained by contemporary medicine, with the hope that healing and resuscitation may be possible in the future....
• Infinite Monkey theorem....this is d best!!
• Difference bw Ak 47 and AK 56....AK 56 is d chinese manufacturing of AK 47....lighter in weight...
• youtube n its first video -me at the zoo.........
• Delhi Grand Prix..!!...5.14km track,,,,,