Date-05*11*2011 Time-03:06AM
As u must have seen in my new pic, i finally succeeded in tasting a doughnut.....seeing people eat doughnuts on tv series had caused me to add it to my list of craved things..... the next thing in line is Cheesecake....If u send me a cheesecake i promise to put a picture of mine with your sent cake and give you a special mention on the blog....
I checked my blog views....and i think its worth a mention that the mere addition of word 'girl' in one of the posts enabled it to have the highest no. of views out of all posts......I think i know now what i need to do to publicize the posts......Bless you girl-craved IITians...!!..Finally got hold of Chetan Bhagat's new book Revolution 2020......I think its overall a good book....perhaps on little more serious lines than before.....but having the necessary stuff to draw readers- pretty girl and stuff u know....
Also watched Raone......You know what was more entertaining than Ra.one?.......The jokes and status that came up on facebook as people tried to vent out their frustation......Did any1 realize that the end scene of SRK dying in front of the boy was copied from The Terminator-II......
After watching numerous craps on the Zee Cinema and Star Gold in the canteen where the canteen staff appear to crowd around the TV every time Ajay Devgan shoots with his 'Dhiskiyayo' six shooter revolver and successfully kills people in double digits....or Jalebi Bai twists her waist and ass inviting human eyes like flies....i have given a lot of thought to the movie scenes.....and i believe there is a lot to learn from them....
Suppose your friend or girlfriend was being bothered by a villain in his factory like place with lots of pipes and drums.....and it happens you turn out to be DUDE (like my wingy Abhay Jain aka Senator_IIT_Kanpur) and you somehow take the villain captive on gunpoint......(you know-after doing lots of crazy stuff)....all the bearded dumb asses lowering their machine guns....now you should not get emotional and hug your gf so that the villain knocks your gun.....instead you should shoot the villain in his knees......collect the machine guns...and then hug your gf...!!
Or suppose you are a girl and you are hiding outside a room and listening to classified stuff being shared by your villain Uncle whom you thought to be a good man......then try not knocking the stupid vase at the door...... out of Adrenalin pump ....or he will know you have heard everything and so takes you captive and sends you in his godown.......and in case you do knock out...here is what you should try.....Go storming into the room with joy and crazy happiness.....and hug your villain uncle and talk about some happy crazy news.......and get the hell out of there....you might even try asking money to celebrate with your friends.......For my CHEESECAKE mayb....!!...Common sense man!!.....
-----------(Curtain falls-Sudden Serious Change of Topic)-----------
I think i need to bring the topic of overpriced stuff on railway platforms and in rails......ever troubled by stuff being sold at prices over MRP or the prescribed govt rates?.....in case No......pls start having look at the MRP.....having travelled much on the railways i have never seen a railway meal being sold at MRP.....pls do be aware of the genuine rates....A normal veg meal costs exact Rs 30 and caterers demand Rs 40.....in case of argument pls ask for a bill.....pls dont overpay for your Coke or Mazaa.....i would rather not drink my Amul Kool than paying Rs20 instead of Rs 15-16....
----------(Curtain falls and rises again - less serious setting)---------------
I am so irritated by people asking for bribe or illegal money that after the guy at CBSE office,Allahabad took 500rs from me for correcting a mistake on my certificate....i actually took his pic later after the office hours and noted his name......i am going to haunt him when i am grow up.....He has been added to my list of enemies which also includes the chemist near my house who overcharged me for a Dispirin.....
Had an awesome trip to Delhi in Diwali......Went to my Department baap-Akshat Singhal's home with Akshay Jain....nothing weird happened in the journey ( like it happens everytime i travel to my home-state ) apart from us meeting an Akshay Singhal on the train!!.....Please do not buy Deodrants from Palika Bazaar even when they offer 3 deos in 120rs....they have some funny gases in them.....i did not want to see my money going in drain.....so i use them as mosquito-killer spray in my room.....quite effective!!
Listen to the Gollum Song from Lord of the Rings and Metallica's The Ecstasy Of Gold(The Good, The Bad and The Ugly soundtrack).......leaving the first aside....if you failed to enjoy the later...i must say you fail to appreciate music ....
As u must have seen in my new pic, i finally succeeded in tasting a doughnut.....seeing people eat doughnuts on tv series had caused me to add it to my list of craved things..... the next thing in line is Cheesecake....If u send me a cheesecake i promise to put a picture of mine with your sent cake and give you a special mention on the blog....
I checked my blog views....and i think its worth a mention that the mere addition of word 'girl' in one of the posts enabled it to have the highest no. of views out of all posts......I think i know now what i need to do to publicize the posts......Bless you girl-craved IITians...!!..Finally got hold of Chetan Bhagat's new book Revolution 2020......I think its overall a good book....perhaps on little more serious lines than before.....but having the necessary stuff to draw readers- pretty girl and stuff u know....
Also watched Raone......You know what was more entertaining than Ra.one?.......The jokes and status that came up on facebook as people tried to vent out their frustation......Did any1 realize that the end scene of SRK dying in front of the boy was copied from The Terminator-II......
After watching numerous craps on the Zee Cinema and Star Gold in the canteen where the canteen staff appear to crowd around the TV every time Ajay Devgan shoots with his 'Dhiskiyayo' six shooter revolver and successfully kills people in double digits....or Jalebi Bai twists her waist and ass inviting human eyes like flies....i have given a lot of thought to the movie scenes.....and i believe there is a lot to learn from them....
Suppose your friend or girlfriend was being bothered by a villain in his factory like place with lots of pipes and drums.....and it happens you turn out to be DUDE (like my wingy Abhay Jain aka Senator_IIT_Kanpur) and you somehow take the villain captive on gunpoint......(you know-after doing lots of crazy stuff)....all the bearded dumb asses lowering their machine guns....now you should not get emotional and hug your gf so that the villain knocks your gun.....instead you should shoot the villain in his knees......collect the machine guns...and then hug your gf...!!
Or suppose you are a girl and you are hiding outside a room and listening to classified stuff being shared by your villain Uncle whom you thought to be a good man......then try not knocking the stupid vase at the door...... out of Adrenalin pump ....or he will know you have heard everything and so takes you captive and sends you in his godown.......and in case you do knock out...here is what you should try.....Go storming into the room with joy and crazy happiness.....and hug your villain uncle and talk about some happy crazy news.......and get the hell out of there....you might even try asking money to celebrate with your friends.......For my CHEESECAKE mayb....!!...Common sense man!!.....
-----------(Curtain falls-Sudden Serious Change of Topic)-----------
I think i need to bring the topic of overpriced stuff on railway platforms and in rails......ever troubled by stuff being sold at prices over MRP or the prescribed govt rates?.....in case No......pls start having look at the MRP.....having travelled much on the railways i have never seen a railway meal being sold at MRP.....pls do be aware of the genuine rates....A normal veg meal costs exact Rs 30 and caterers demand Rs 40.....in case of argument pls ask for a bill.....pls dont overpay for your Coke or Mazaa.....i would rather not drink my Amul Kool than paying Rs20 instead of Rs 15-16....
----------(Curtain falls and rises again - less serious setting)---------------
I am so irritated by people asking for bribe or illegal money that after the guy at CBSE office,Allahabad took 500rs from me for correcting a mistake on my certificate....i actually took his pic later after the office hours and noted his name......i am going to haunt him when i am grow up.....He has been added to my list of enemies which also includes the chemist near my house who overcharged me for a Dispirin.....
Had an awesome trip to Delhi in Diwali......Went to my Department baap-Akshat Singhal's home with Akshay Jain....nothing weird happened in the journey ( like it happens everytime i travel to my home-state ) apart from us meeting an Akshay Singhal on the train!!.....Please do not buy Deodrants from Palika Bazaar even when they offer 3 deos in 120rs....they have some funny gases in them.....i did not want to see my money going in drain.....so i use them as mosquito-killer spray in my room.....quite effective!!
Listen to the Gollum Song from Lord of the Rings and Metallica's The Ecstasy Of Gold(The Good, The Bad and The Ugly soundtrack).......leaving the first aside....if you failed to enjoy the later...i must say you fail to appreciate music ....
keep going dude.......
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