Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Unhappenin days!!


Tuesday....semis today...SL vs NZ...nt much of competition accg to me....SL cruised to d finals.....NZ reachin somethg in 220s.....Lankans might claim to b grt team....bt dey hv nt done much really to get to d finals....dey did nt win from PAK or AUS ....gt easy teams...England n NZ in knockout......!!...They jus sneaked in....cunning!!.....Dilshan leadin top scorer till yet in WC2011......bully Lankans....d lion on dere flag comes alive only wen dey play Ireland....or Canada....!!.......................................

Went to lib today.....did nt sleep dere....GOD!!....i already feel wiser...!!.....
Worried abt my algebra.....thin chances of passin...!!...Aaaaall is welllllll...Aaaaaallll is welllll....Aaaall is wellll.....!!...feelin better....Rancho rox!!....
Dear msgd bit...i replied widout much enthusiasm....she said smthg abt decidin to talk less....we shook hands....!!

Tryin Beatles these days.....after Sysyem of Down...dnt try System of Dowm..!!...they appear like clashin utensils....Hypnotize n Chop Suey were the blunders of their life...!!... Beatles' Yesterday and Hey Jude and How gently my guitar weeps....goooood!!!....gt over my misconception dat Beatles suck!!!

Wingies Sharique n Budhao decide to celebrate Galaxy(our IIT thing) outside Kanpur...!!...perhaps wid gfs...!!...makes no difference for their room ...!!...closed!!...roomie pissed at Wing Coordies/Fraudies....hv nt seen much of Coordi team after holidays....!!...perhaps discussin Antargni 11...!!......

Nt much of bamboo structure work done....personally i dnt think forcin ur hall feelings or forcin to work fr Hall is a grt idea....it didnt do me ny good at least...!!...Galaxy parade today at evnin....Hall uniform white t shirt n blue jeans..!!....Mauryans!!....we did good..! at the end we were 149 at top ahead of the second position by abt 80pts...!!..

Came to kno abt Probabilty quiz on Thrusday....CSE n EE guys r damn funny....speak to a EE guy...."Dabbe wale kitna magte hain be.....blah blah blah...."....speak to CSE .."Batti me kitne magod bhare pade hai be.....blah blah....."...Bastards..!!!....May Blazes Of Hell await their arrival...!!!.....


An IIT Kanpur monday....

At IIT Kanpur...since Monday.....on monday gt my Eng marks....decent....Galaxy preparations goin on in d hall....netajis crowdin here n dere...tryin to b louder n louder...in order to b heard.....guys tryin to mk somethg senseful out of bamboo.....Gud Luck....i m out of deese stuff..!!...had enough of 1 stupid year mkin structure...!!...
Mondays r painful....5 classes....my heart bleeds at each stab of this disgraceful day...At d end of day....i make a conclusion...i cnt attend 5 classes in a day no matter wat happens...my mind n body refuse to cooperate....!!...Went to 8 o-clock class after 2 months...Prob Stats.....L-2 gettin new features i see...!!


Lots of chaos n hype over Indo-pak match goin on everywere.....Gilani to watch d match wid Congress guys....Tryin hard to nt open fb...13 days to go..n it vl get deleted...!!...How addicted r we to fb..!!...Zucker has made it so diff fr ny1 to leave fb....!!...14 days ...!!...my 3rd attempt...!!
Nt talked to dear since ranchi....gt a msg....didnt reply....surprisingly dnt miss her..!!...





Monday, March 28, 2011

Funday!!!



Saturday......my last holiday.....nt ny plans....vn i woke up papa ws already gone...to village fr some work....i hv nt been to my village fr ages....its near Parasnsath...besides Jamunia river...i remembr my childhood...vn i used to go  dere.....tiny n swift fishes swam along the current of the river shinin like diamonds as sun shone over .....it genrally took me time to shed my pride n take my shower in public...!!...The fishes vr cunnin...Let alone b caught dey wd hardly let demselves b touched.....

In d noon..Sambhav called me to ask if i ws free...d next thg happened ws i was out at Dominoes wid Sambhav n Akshat d netaji...waitin fr my Country Special double burst n coke....i avoid cold drinks most of the time ...d carbonated ones only....unless i hv to pay fr dem even slightly....!!...After eatin my second meal..(The first one half an hr ago at home)...netaji speeded his Discover towards Dhurwa dam...wid me glancin at d digital speedometer...i m nt afraid of speed bt i had no helmet unlike him....unfair...!!..We all agreed that Dhurwa Dam is a gud place to bring ur ny girl if u dnt want to b seen....Akshat in fact went on to say it was d best of all such places he had seen in Ranchi...I make a mental note to ask him abt d rest of places..!!..Cn b handy ...!!...Clicked lots of pics...!!



  On d way bck nthg much happened xcept some huge monster resemblin Daya of CID in size slappin an auto driver.....bt he cud nt break any darwaza..!!..


Akshat asked me if i wanted to meet a girl livin near my new house...dat ws weird...!!..I asked him to call her n he askd me bck....so v moved on....disappointed i assume...!! 



At night i saw some muvi.....American History X...i liked it....Black n whites fought among demselves...n some oversmart guy goes to jail...n comes out reformed n prevents his brother repeatin his mistakes.....




Slept after a quarell wid dear....it ws nt much of a quarell...more of her temper i suppose.....!!..Asked me nt to contact her again..!!.....i hv nt yet.....thinkin shd i??

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Friday, March 25, 2011

1 day to IIT.....2 matches to Championship.....


Woke today n hurried to c d newspapers aftr d last night's win.......unsurprised by Yuvi on d first page....newspapers rambled on somethg abt endin Aussie supremacy......
feels gud na??!!??
Today NZ played SA at Mirpur.....NZ as usual sucked.....221/8....SA won...at sucking....nt the match..!!...dey managed 172 all out......point to b noted..Vettori did nt take single wicket.!!.....so NZ can ball..!! huh...!
Indian PM invites Gilani to Mohali match....intrestin!!
Afridi starts to whine..."Sachin vl hv to wait fr his 100th century"...of course he vl u idiot...he will score dat in d finals at his home ground in style..!!!.......No Indian comments yet by Dhoni....!!

I asked dear if i shud write more abt her....she replied she did nt mind.....k..."i like ur pic"!!...if people read dis dey might b curious...bt none of dere business.....

Dyin to write this since so long.....my laptop wid lots of assist frm BSNL broadband sucks my blood ......if by mistake i make right click or click the start button it behaves like i m tryin to run Call of Duty ..!!....screen goes pale.....overburdened sound of cryin machinery ....bloody Compaq Presario.....do i need to bang my head on d wall if i hv to connect n disconnect internet bat 10 times jus to update my fb status??....Screw BSNL.....Screw Deepika....Pain n grief surfacin from depths of my assaulted heart....pls dnt get emotional....sorrie.....

Dear nt angry at me yet fr mking her wait n me goin to sleep fr 2 consecutive days...thnx !!....I asked her to read my blog.....she said she vl......
I made a couple of people follow my blog by persistin i hv to reach double figures...!!...Searchin fr more of u....!!...KD the phodu makes his debut at blogspot.....mind it....I m ur first follower...!!....
Only Saturday left as holiday....hmmm....appears so painful.....

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Bye Bye Punter....Pack ur bags...The show is over!!

thrusday.....i wake up n remembr its d quartr final today.....yesterday WI lost by 10 wickets to Pakistan.....i wonder why did WI even care to claim dey were goin to win d match....I did nt  get to watch d match bt Afridi is really changin things fr Pak....n dat too wid d ball.....


I seriously think d matches might b fixed.....d way Pakis r playin....its since i read an article on Times site...some fixers caught in Mumbai....related to Ibrahim.....it might b dat players in d matches vr threatened to play badly.....perhaps to improve Pakistan's image in International Cricket....d way thgs vr goin ...players bein banned...Malik dumped out....disputes....n nw d performance!!.......


I liked Dhoni's reply to Punter's aggresive cricket pre match drama....Lets play d Indian way...!!
He is still cool...n strong mentally..!!
India started with surprise....spin attack in first over!!......RaviC Aswin....it ws a gud decision....
10 overs Aussies 40/1.....Australia went on to mk 260/6......Thgs were so tensed wid India chasing under lights....Wen Dhoni fell as 5th one ....it looked like Aussies wd close in ...bt Yuvraj Singh..!!!....he did it....wid 14 balls to spare....wid Lee gettin a scar...Raina's last decision inclusion assisted...!!...Taut helped a lot...his 145+ kph wides ...once even reached the rope betrayin Haddin...!!..Off to semis....to c d Pakistanis....
I ws really frustated of seein Punter in World cup...
Also SACHIN gt his 18000 runs....!!!
Did nt talk much to Dear today....thoug i thanked her fr mking us win..!!....
I hv gt some infection in d eyes...i googled it...its Meibomitis.....

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Wikileaks!!

Woke at eight on Tuesday......did nthg.....no match also....i dnt watch TV.....Went to market....new clothes fr me.....
still a gud day....dear agreed to peace treaty....shewwwwh!!!......ceasefire....discussed the terms to avoid future conflict.....ws causing problems to give an image of problems i could face in future in case i ws rude again or showed unacceptable behaviour!!.......i m happy nyways....
wasted tym later here n dere in chattin wid Sagar d bhidu,KD,tapeworm guy....wait..!!!!.....i remembr somethg !!..wait!!!....i forgot to mention dis earlier....
in the journey to Ranchi.....saw either "Hi baby"or "Gn Baby"....on KD the phodu's sim ....who went off colour n den made a statement of givin explanation later in Ranchi....(remembr I m d new WIKILEAKS...!!).......If any1 hs lots of spare tym like me pls do care to ask KD the name of d girl who hs fallen fr him....n in case u do hv some more of dat spare tym ..Text Me!!....i vl inform Akshat d netaji....
Talked late to dear....
sudden outburst of hunger at 3 am in d mornin .....weird!!.....scampered here n dere in d house....gulped nythg i cd find.....n i swayed peaacefully into dreams.....

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

A New Day Has Come

Tuesday...11:24pm...22 March....


Monday morn....i wake up blind.....went to doctor today.....unavailable.....same at second place....to optician.....tried some thick glasses.....gt new diopters....introduction of cylinder with 10 degree axis....thgs were good.....till an old man sittin there said dat the guy who checked my eyes studied in class 9....!!!...Wat the crap ....!!!...Experimentin on me??.....Some day he might start operatin on eyes...n in d middle say ...i know only till this step...!!...
My new experimental glasses .....i cn c things...vehicles...girls....cows....people who think dey r cool......bt i feel weird....my eyes water....n dey r definitly nt khushi k aansu.....dey r tears of strain ..!!.....
I msg Dear bit.....no success yet....bt talked a bit.....things dont look gud....i mk strategies everyday n each time dey get doomed....i might hv to use my special weapon....after i mk one of course.....!!....
Some company this afternoon....Ankur...n Manish......Bhaiya assurin me IT BHU is soon gonna b IIT BHU....Who cares.....still i hv to nod....n say hmmmmmmm!!......Akshat joins us....nt the tapeworm guy....d netaji one.....lots of BHU talk....I learn new thg...wen people from BHU think dey r cool never argue....its their only consolaton...NO OFFENCE!!.....(i hope dey read dis)... 
Tried drivin....i hv nt killed nyone yet.....i m proud of dat....i hv a hunch my Car is magical....very strong hunch.....wen some1 comes bfore me....nt always i apply d brakes....n yet d car comes to halt each tym!!....i really dont think the friction is high enough to do so....i believe God does nt want that i shd evr commit murder...!!.....God Tussi great ho!!....
Slept peacefully.....try Armada Groove My friend ...on UTube....its nice....!!