The Best Of SPORTS

Hi everyone.....


I dont think any of you give a damn about the World Series Hockey but according to Wiki....." WSH became the first hockey tournament ever to live stream all the matches online on Google's video and music sharing site YouTube " Also Sher-e-Punjab became the first crown holders after winning 5-2 vs Pune Strykers....! 


I consider it wise to keep the Hockey section as short as possible as i dont want to lose any of my readers!!


The Emperor of Entertainment has arrived- the Indian Premier League......and it initiated with a clash bw two mighty teams - Chennai Superkings vs Mumbai Indians (only after a weird looking Katy Perry shook her vocal chords and other body parts)- the two IPL teams with topmost brandvalue.....it was not much of a contest and the Chennai localites must have been disappointed to see their home team crumble at mere 112.....The MI did hardly anything wrong in the successful chase......the only disappointment being The Cricket Maestro getting retired hurt at 15.... I am looking forward to a great performance by the spinner Pragyan Ojha this season......


The second match KKR vs Delhi Daredevils saw the wrath of Gods and was reduced to a 12 over game......KKR continues to disappoint in IPL with a devastating batting performance......a score of 97 might not look bad in 12 overs to you but only as long as you dontknow that they lost 9 wickets in achieving that!! The less star studded DD finished the job only at the cost of two wickets and with five balls to spare.....Irfan Pathan starred in the chase with a 42run knock off 20 balls and bagging the man of the match award......


The UEFA Champions League saw no surprises with the Real Madrid, Barcelona, Bayern Munich and Chelsea moving into the semis.....the only team facing some real resistance were the Blaugranas  against AC Milan who had held them at a goalless in the Milan home but failed to pull a magical away win at Camp Nou and so FC Barcelona kept their record of being unbeaten at home since October 2009!! The best of action is yet to come with Bayern Munich taking on Mourinho's team...frankly speaking i dont know which is preferable-- an aggressive Real Madrid vs Barca in the finals or Barca facing the German Club in its own den (MUNICH) !! Frankly speaking I do not think Chelsea should be much of any hinderance in Barca's path to a consecutive second year UEFA Final !! 


Some people cant digest Milan's defeat at hands of the European Champions of last season and continuously point at refree's faulty penalty award to Barca in the second leg......i wonder why cant these people look at the game stats of 60-40 ball possession or number of attempts on target 8-1 .....the only figures AC milan excelled in the match was the number of yellow cards - SEVEN vs Barca's two !!.......I believe a few more minutes of play and the entire team would be carrying a yellow card each ......something like an ID or Admit card!! 


Lionel Messi made a record of highest number of goals in a single UEFA Champions tournament and is currently sitting on 14 with at least two games for him! RESPECT!!


I dont watch Formula one races but i do become aware when some German chauffeur like Sebastian Vettel raises his middle finger at any Indian.....the Germans continue to show their attitude and superiority like they did on their path to devastation during WW-I and WW-II.....Some people never learn! It gives me pleasure to see him waiting for his first win of this season after his last season's dominance..... 


Though i must tell you that Narain Kartikeyan did collide with Vettel causing him to lose several points......! :P


Jai Hind!

The Downfall of Rightshopping,in

Hi everyone! 


The greatest thing ever since invention of wheel has occured - i finally got interned at IDRBT, Hyderabad. Ever since i got the mail i have become so impulsive that i pick up random people on the chat make a smiley and say "meri intern lag gyi" . At times i even go to the extent of making them exclaim using this - " Particle Swarm Optimization trained Auto Associative Neural Network (PSOAANN) as Nonlinear Principal Component Analysis (PCA)  and a single-class classifier: Applications to Banking and Finance "-- this has been mailed to me as my project topic. I believe either it has never been tended to by an indegenious mind or it must have been a top secret project by secret people because nowhere on the google the whole expression is contained on one web site! 


Coming on to the one of the best things in the world- Cricket. Bangladesh stunned India and Sri Lanka in the Asia Cup by successfully chasing against both of them. They were so close to the third greatest thing of human race after invention of the wheel and my internship- almost winning against their forefathers-Pakistan but just fell short of two runs. Unlike most other people i dont see Bangladesh as weaklings....in the past few years they have been doing quite good and the one of the best things that might have happened to Bangladesh Cricket is BPL (Bangladesh Premier League)....It equips the players with ability to handle pressure, play sensible cricket and be fearless against any strong team. Tamim Iqbal and Shakib Al Hasan are some very talented players on whom Bangladesh would be relying in future.
Mind this, The wheel i was talking about was not the detergent wheel for utensils....



Have you ever observed cats? Sometimes i observe birds and animals too closely and this has aroused much curiosity in me regarding cats.....when i look at dogs - i see them sniffing around for food all the time or having a nap, Birds keep hopping around with short swift flights to and fro eyeing small insects or food or messing with squirrels, squirrels keep running up and down looking in tree holes but Cats?....all they do is sitting on their back legs and staring at people.... creepy !!........like some people in your neighbourhood (in Maths it is also called an open ball around an element x !!) whom you would always see sitting in the verandah or balcony watching people pass by and doing nothing.....the worst thing you could do then is make an eye-contact- they never break the eye-contact and when you finally tilt your head in the other direction i believe they sway their fists in honour of their only successful venture of life! Want to know a fun Cat-fact ? Cats respond most readily to names that end in an "ee" sound!! Also Sir Issac Newton is credited for inventing CAT doors.
I dont think i would ever own a cat unless some1 threatens me to do so else he will kill me......bloody useless and spooky.....



If you have not listened to the Jimi Hendrix -Vodoo Song you must do it immediately.....and if you dont like it dont tell anyone.....you would be probably be considered a disgrace to human race..... as disgraceful as the Roadies' hosts the Baldy brothers.....Also if you like hearing good music and have not heard of a band called Florence and the Machine, you might want to try its Hurricane drunk, Howl and Seven devils.....


I have a free coupon of rightshopping.in which bestows you with a 100 rs shopping discount.....only its useless to me because its only applicable to salwar-suits, sarees, perfumes and bouquets!!....I have tried every means to sell it and its quite clear to me that i am never going to be a good businessman or salesperson (judging by that the coupon is still unsold!) Why would the web site ever gift such a coupon to me? I mean whats the probabilty that anyone buying a book A Beautiful Mind would buy salwar suits ? If they would have made a coupon for earphones and Messi or Sachin t-shirts it would not have been such a waste......Clearly i am not the only one who does not know how to sell stuff.....the rightshopping.in people are on their path to doom .......they will fall and they will fall deeep.....


Before any of you object to my not including Sachin's Tendulkar 100th century in the greatest things or events of the world.....i want to make it clear that after what we have seen in his stance, his cover drives and straight drives, his humbleness,his sportsmanship and his GODness we should know it was no miraculous task for him.....it would have happened anyway.......it is more awing for mortals and less graceful people (rest of the cricketers) of the world who are shadowed in his presence......My roomie thinks Sachin should retire.......He is sick.....pls msg him on facebook " Get well soon Maamu"...here is the link : https://www.facebook.com/Anurag9119


JAI HIND

Holi Holidays @ Home

Time-12:47

Date-08*03*2011

Just finished a movie- The Girl with the dragon tattoo.......good movie.....Daniel Craig and a weird actress with a lot of piercings on her body.......dnt emphasise much on the title.....the dragon tattoo has hardly anything to do in the movie.....Also watched War Horse in the noon...... more than a good movie- something like an awesome or maybe awesome square movie! And it had to do quite a bit with both horse and war... I wonder if the Bollywood directors, scriptwriters and actors feel even a tiny bit of shame when they watch and compare such marvellous movies with their Desi Boyz and Wanted! Earlier they relied on the actresses getting naked to attract the crowds but i believe now they felt there should a chg in the trends – "league se hatkar movie" so we now had Desi boys doing the same....

If you want to see a light movie and see time travel without any magic or sci-fi shown in the movie have a go at "Midnight in Paris".....n dont think i have taken money for publicizing Hollywood movies in India.....I am a big well wisher of Indian goods and things and sports......like i always buy Indian made Dabur Red toothpaste, HUL made Hamam soap, Action made footwear, etc........Gandhi wd have been so proud of me....if i was born in late 1800s i might have got a mention in History books along with him! Anyways Midnight in Paris.....at mid-night in Paris each day the protagonist enters a cab and somehow reaches the early years of Paris and meets Hemingway, Dali, Picasso,etc......

I have read only one book by Hemingway yet- For Whom The Bell Tolls.....the plot is back in times of Spanish Civil War.....and the protagonist is assigned to blow a bridge......the book is great except it contained lot of philosohy at times not meant for people like me with little knowledge of literature and symbolism! Symbolism and Philosohy reminds me of Paulo Coelho......currently reading Brida .....i have absolutely no idea why he wrote the book and what had he smoked or drank before writing it.....mayb when i complete it i would be impressed ......i dont like to criticise Books or write anything to hurt their feelings .......

Today as i waiting to cross the road i met a rickshaw puller constatntly staring at me......Within 2 seconds i had come up with the reason for eye-contact- we were wearing the same Barca 10 number Messi jersey!! i almost had made my mind to give him a hi-five and shout "Yo Barca" but i guessed he was not much in Barcelona or football.....because then he would never had worn a Messi t-shirt with a 's' missing......thats a sheer insult!! At least i wd never buy a Messi jersey with any spelling mistake that is noticable even if given for 100rs less !!

Important Stuff:

Regarding Kapil Dev's recently given statements, i believe there is a lot of gravity and truth in his words.... except in one- I dont see why he said Tendulkar should have retired immediately after the World Cup....i mean where was the motivation and reason to retire? He was in good form in those days.....also if Tendulkar would have retired each time some Ian Chapell or Kapil Dev recommended so.....would the Little Master have reached to such heights? Besides this,i believe criticization of Sehwag and Dhoni was completely justified.....absolute bias towards Suresh Raina and neglect of Manoj Tiwary.......

Admiration for fight the Lankans put before the Aussies in the VB series.....chasing 287, almost chasing 310+, and a successful chase in the second final !! They deserved to win the series as said by Ravi Shastri ! Indian women Kabaddi team deserves a mention for becoming the World Champions! And so does Sandeep Singh for his recent excellent performance in qualifier for Olympics Hockey.

The Google Incident

Hi.... my friends and lovers (if any).... here i am ...back at home in Ranchi.....after a most uninteresting journey by train.....nothing worth mentioning .....unless u r interested in knowing that the railways are campaigning for saving paper....and encouraging us to carry digital tickets in mobiles as pdf or sms....i sincerely obliged...

Besides the rail journey even the midsems were unhappening...i mean i did not miss any 40% midsem exam of any course....Back at home today saw the UP poll results .....glad on seeing the elephant woman uprooted from her throne......was not any good.....raising gigantic elephant statues and making expensive parks can hardly be considered synonymns for growth.....growth means growth of the people and of the state .....not growth of the party.....besides every political, physical, chemical and biological happening in India stimulated only one response from Mayawati- rubbish Dalit talk! Also the new successor of UP- Akhilesh Yadav looks decent to me....people would be expecting a Bihar like change from him.....How things have changed.....What image did Bihar evoke in times of Laloo yadav and Now Bihar is seen as a symbol of change, of growth, of success!!

Speaking of Bihar it reminds me of another incident-more than 6 months back.....i refer it to as The Google Incident. A friend of mine pinged me on Gtalk and sent me a link.....inviting me to watch a 'hot' video......it almost made me smile,we have more than hot videos available on hard disks and that too in HD prints......so i would hardly take pain to open his link for watching any crap.....He insisted that the video had spread like fire among my friends and i would not believe who was in it!! Curiosity got better of me , the link directed me to my gmail account and was asked to log in....i didnt give any thought  and logged in my gmail account.....to find nothing but my read mails....soon i got a ping back.....saying ur account is mankey365@gmail,com and passwd was kungpanda2.....if u want ur new passwd u r advised not to log out of ur gtalk and follow the given instructions.....!! and then he gave me a phone number asking me for a Rs 200 recharge within two hours if i wanted to see my account!

Now i did not exactly consider my gmail account as my girlfriend or wife or sister....in fact not any relative as far as i know...but i loved my gmail account.....i wd never have deserted my gmail or cheated on it ......but only as long as i did not have to spend a single penny on it! I called my roomie to my rescue.....now my roomie Anurag KS did play a role in the whole rescue operation but i wd hv been much more proud of him if he had shown some style in the rescue like in Hollywood flicks !! My roomie threw some lines at him on the gtalk....something like if he realized what he was doing and could go to jail and he was messing with wrong people.....i will hardly consider ever using such threats....they only reveal ur weakness and desperation .....instead i would love to annoy him saying something like he must raise his standards and not beg for Rs 200 from people like me to buy his bread.....not that these lines would do any good.......!!

 Meanwhile my gtalk refreshed and i was signed out ....the guy had the nerves of calling me and asked me why was the recharge not done yet.....I should have said something funny mayb like "wait a sec dude ...Ambani is on the other line waiting for my order to recharge ur number"......he had already removed my security question......still somehow i reset my passwd using my alternative email id.....I was going to remove his phone number he had fed .....when he pinged me to see if i really had logged into my account back !! He wrote '?'.... i replied ':)'......it would have been greater pleasure writing "Nobody gets the better of Sherlock Mayank Holmes" but what a pity, it did not strike me then and before i could write anything on the chat he rechanged my passwd again using his fed phone no...... And then so did I again using my alternative mail id ! The "El Classico" of password changing continued for a brief time before my roomie came with a  David Villa killer instinct and shut the game with a winning goal in an awesome 1 minute game—removing his phone number and   other data before he could do anythg !! If i was wearing a Barca t shirt then i would have removed it and waved it like we had won the La Liga!  My roomie did not even ask for a treat!!

Now if you were Sherlock Holmes like me a question wd have crossed ur mind......why did i write earlier Bihar reminded me of this incident.....it so happened that after everything ended i spent quite a time on securing my gmail and fb accounts .....doing so i found ip addresses of some place of recent login-- the ip is 117.197.76.114 and on doing some googling it shows as Bihar- Bailey Road- the coordinates are 25.6N 85.1167E .......no idea if its correct or not......if any of my readers know sci fi stuff or have any news related to cyber complaints pls do tell me !!

CounterStrike Edition

6th February, 00:43

Hi everyone, Here i am again writing once again my and team India's history and geography; Our beloved team India has finally tasted some blood in the second T20 match. Though i am not much of a supporter of this short format of cricket, i must say Indians looked a brilliant field in the t20.

 This time i want to show my patriotism and loyalty and give free publicity to the I league football going in  our nation, about which you must be hardly aware of.....I am surprised why cant we come up with good football infrastructure in our country? I so much want to see Indian players in the world's most popular sports and us shouting cool Indian names instead of Rooney or Higuain or Ronaldo......i did not mention Messi (he is special to me n always supported!!) Here is the link to I League's wiki page ! I believe the All India Football Federation would appreciate this, if at all they believe in the country's future in this game. Not many are in this world who would do free publicity and that too for Indian Football!

I LEAGUE

Elections have arrived in my college.....they had never been a great time for me in the first two years. People pounding fists on my door, disrupting my sleep and then handing long manifestos and showing their confident faces which cleverly hides their "i am doing this crap only for my resume" expression! But this year is different! The table has clearly turned about.....i am doing the fist pounding for my IIT K bhai Abhay Jain aka SuperMama and i believe our manifestos are one of the longest i have ever seen.....Its not much fun though - in the morning (our morning means 12 noon) we are smartly standing and confidently giving "I know what i am doing" look.....by the half day our shoulders are like unwatered plants drooping sadly....and our faces giving  "What really are we doing with our lives?" looks!! The candidates have been strictly asked to refrain from any online campaigning.........I am so much tempted to see what happens if i tag some people from the Election Commission in this blog? Will they be offended and fine us? Will they think this as an inappropriate action by candidate's campaigning team? Or will they be pleased by my free election proganda of IIT Kanpur?

Finally i have watched Agneepath.......Admirable! I have made some new guidelines for Bollywood movies.....to watch them or not? Any movie with no overacting and no Salman Khan's brother with some tolerably bad storyline is a watchable Bollywood for me! The only thing annoying i found in the movie was that Sanjay Dutt was not thrashed and stabbed enough before being hanged......after i had watched the movie on my lappy a few friends did make me regret of the fact that i missed watching Chikni Chameli on a big cinema screen! 

I cant afford to not write about our Counter Strike adventures these days.....I must tell you if you play CS for the first time and start enjoying it, you would be tempted to throw grenade at any group of people crowding around your room ( i mean in the real world) or taking out a fellow mate in a far lobby (only his head visible ) with a sniper rifle.....or even trying to enter a solitary washroom cautiously, fearing some1 with an AK-47 might be taking his position there!  After you have dealt with these a few days or weeks your mind would return to normal and you would feel like you are not afraid of anyone in this world !

 At times you might be deceived by the idea that you have become a very expert player and you challenge some1 unknown to you.......you realize your mistake after the first 10 games when you have failed to killed your opponent even once, when he was playing with his pistol against your superzoom magnum sniper rifle!......At the end of an hour or so.....you end up at the canteen with your fellow CS mates with brave smiles and saying "sala kitna uchal uchal k head shot deta hai".........If you want to meet such people you can  meet my wingies Utpal Raman Sharma codenamed Damon, Harshit Gangwar aka Avenger,  Gandaya codenamed Kill them All and Rohan Jhingar aka Drunk Barney! 

Over and out!

EPIC

Sunday the 29th 

Things going smoothly right now......2012 does not seem to bringing much disaster yet except of course to the Indian Cricket team...no further comments on their devastation...

Watched some great matches of the Australian Open.....Rafael Nadal vs Roger Federer , an even better Novak Djokovik vs Andy Murray which almost stretched to 5 hours and the ultimate final between Nadal and Novak whick lasted as long as 5 hrs 53 mins! The words of Djokovik really touched me that "unfortunately there could not be two winners".....if you had seen the game you would know how true it was.....an unbelievable show of determination by both the players! You could hardly say Nadal less deserved the Grand Slam after presenting unbelievable backhands in rallies upto 31 shots !! I think Djokovik had some advantage .....he had an ultimate gf backing up! On looking at her innocent and serene face i wonder how could anyone not support her and Djokovik. Anyways it ws an EPIC match wid a EPIC gf! 

Tech fest of our college going right now these days.....Techkriti.... when i was in the first year they made it look so big by mentioning awesome scientist names or big budgets and sponsoring companies.... after my first year experience i discovered the best way to enjoy Techkriti- Go home and have a reunion wid ur families and friends!!.... To hell with lectures of Nobel prize winners- i remember i was trying to convince my friends to leave the lecture after the  first 10 minutes but we decided against it in courtesy of the Scientist who apparently had no better past times in his childhood than playing with conductors and thermodynamics documentaries!

Still Techkriti holds some great excitement for my wingie Anshul Porwal aka BBK because he has some intel that there is a stall of Malai Makhan in the foodstall region....that does sound like something i would be looking forward to... I did go to a lecture by RBI's executive director Deepak Mohanty.....it was nt as bad as i had thought though it did have lots of "direct foreign investments" and  "global capital flow" and other demoralizing words....

A list of conversations far more interesting includes a chat with a net friend Sachan who likes  speaking about her pains buried deep in her heart caused by an aversion to Bengalis (Note: Nothing to do with me)....and an aversion to their love for fish and their voluptuous built up (again - not my opinion)....I must sympathise with her not because i feel the same hatred....jus because i know the disgust at the smell and sight of non-veg food before you when you are a staunch vegetarian!  Though i am also bit surprised by the amount of things she hates- including Nadal (thats absurd !!), Hindi new songs(again absurd) and Hindi movies (not so absurd, judging by the crap they are filled with)!!  
I cant approve of this hatred especially when my neighbourhood and neighbouring state is filled with so many of them....!

Gave my RBI intern exam today.....not expecting any achievment... had free dinner at Anshul Porwal the BBK's house.....it included an awesome pastry(free and eggless).....speaking of pastry i must mention the pastries served at the Republic Day in our mess are not upto the mark and need an upgradation in quality.....though i had to take the responsibility of my roomie Anurag K Singh aka the Twilight lover (@$%#@#$@#) and finish his portion of breakfast too in his absence....i think of mentioning this in any interview as a selfless example of sincerity, humanity, good citizenship, responsible and sensitive to wishes of my co-workers and lots of other qualities we mention in resumes....

People who make attendance compulsary in their courses are the most confidence lacking ones.....they dont believe their lectures in open and closed sets and n dimensional spaces n daily changing definitions of continuity can attract students in their class....I believe this is not read by TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN and besides we live in democratic world where we are free to speak out our views!

2012

Time:1622
Date: 01*01*2012

New year! new beggining! new semester! new photocopy of others' notes!

The weather is so windy and rainy here that it looks like we are really heading towards the end of the world.
Returned to IIT campus on the 30th of December. I must make you aware of the fact that the year 2012 has been proclaimed as the National Mathematical year in India and December 22 as National mathematics Day in India.

31st December no longer remains exciting for me in college as it used to be when i was in school.In schooldays not just the 31st,but the whole last week excited me because they showed the best movies of the year and before on the television! Other than the gazar ka halwa being served in the mess anything else could hardly be called interesting on the first of January. In fact during my holidays my visit to Nokia service center was far much more better even when i had been kept waiting for over an hour. Actually they were showing the live Boxing match Ind-Aus test match and India was almost on the verge of gaining an upper hand over Aussies.
Did you know The BSNL people are one of the laziest people in the world??No this is not a funfact,but sure a fact i can testify. I have complained to several officials regarding the death of my beloved telephone on 1st of December but no attempts are being made by the telephone people to give it a chance of rebirth.

When i think about solution to any one problem of our country say poverty i realize it is because the people are illiterate and fooled by the corrupt people and also due to large population of India. Now if we want to eradicate illiteracy we need our education policy to be implemented properly and that can be only by reducing corruption. And large amount of corruption results from people being poor. All the problems illiteracy, poverty, corruption,etc seem to be interconnected and gound round and round in loops! I believe the only solution to this country's problems is me rising to a dictatorship. 


At least one thing should be immediately implemented and that is a Rupees ten fine on any1 who tries to spit in the public buildings or public means of transport or else soon India will become a red country! I don't think Gandhigiri should be implemented on spitters like in Lage Raho Munna Bhai.In fact stern action should be taken and the fine decided should not be a big amount because it would prompt the policemen to collect half of the money as bribes and also the fine should be not be so less that people dont give a damn about the fine! You must be wondering why i am trying to solve a random problem of country. The thing is that i am trying to save all my ideas which have ever occured to me, how weird they might be. I think i must discuss these ideas with my wingie Anshul Porwal the budhao aka BBK even though he does have a habit of getting emotional withe national problems!

When i had read somewhere in childhood about growing Chinese influence and Indo-Chinese war and how China had occupied some of our portion in the North, i had a plan to enter China via Mongolia or Russia and surprise them and create chaos and strike fear in their heart. My tution sir did not look convinced with my plan and believed i would be doing far better service to the nation by doing my arithmetic problems rather than plotting against the Chinese.I would be gradually revealing other of my plans in my future blogs.

Had a pretty interesting first day of new semester.....one of the new Topology instructor kept walking so fast to and fro in the class while speaking that it prompted the person sitting beside me to say that we can be soon expecting the Doppler effect in her class. I had made a bet with my conscience that i wont look at the time even once in any of the class....i almost won but in the last 10 minutes of the final lecture my will power broke and i lost!

Want to watch a great movie where a person gets stranded on an island for many years and to keep himself from going insane out of loneliness he makes a volleyball his friend?Cast Away starring tom Hanks. He is like the Aamir Khan of Hollywood. People generally prefer to say the other way round (i.e Tom Hanks of India) like Manchester of India or Mecca of football....we dont say Ranchi of France or anything 'Indian' of anything 'foreign '!! Also watched Ladies vs Ricky Bahl with agood amount of use of Forward button. My roomie says its copied from a Hollywood flick Spread. Hardly matters....we all have lost expectations from Hindi movies....esp after we get used to the English ones after coming to college !