CounterStrike Edition

6th February, 00:43

Hi everyone, Here i am again writing once again my and team India's history and geography; Our beloved team India has finally tasted some blood in the second T20 match. Though i am not much of a supporter of this short format of cricket, i must say Indians looked a brilliant field in the t20.

 This time i want to show my patriotism and loyalty and give free publicity to the I league football going in  our nation, about which you must be hardly aware of.....I am surprised why cant we come up with good football infrastructure in our country? I so much want to see Indian players in the world's most popular sports and us shouting cool Indian names instead of Rooney or Higuain or Ronaldo......i did not mention Messi (he is special to me n always supported!!) Here is the link to I League's wiki page ! I believe the All India Football Federation would appreciate this, if at all they believe in the country's future in this game. Not many are in this world who would do free publicity and that too for Indian Football!

I LEAGUE

Elections have arrived in my college.....they had never been a great time for me in the first two years. People pounding fists on my door, disrupting my sleep and then handing long manifestos and showing their confident faces which cleverly hides their "i am doing this crap only for my resume" expression! But this year is different! The table has clearly turned about.....i am doing the fist pounding for my IIT K bhai Abhay Jain aka SuperMama and i believe our manifestos are one of the longest i have ever seen.....Its not much fun though - in the morning (our morning means 12 noon) we are smartly standing and confidently giving "I know what i am doing" look.....by the half day our shoulders are like unwatered plants drooping sadly....and our faces giving  "What really are we doing with our lives?" looks!! The candidates have been strictly asked to refrain from any online campaigning.........I am so much tempted to see what happens if i tag some people from the Election Commission in this blog? Will they be offended and fine us? Will they think this as an inappropriate action by candidate's campaigning team? Or will they be pleased by my free election proganda of IIT Kanpur?

Finally i have watched Agneepath.......Admirable! I have made some new guidelines for Bollywood movies.....to watch them or not? Any movie with no overacting and no Salman Khan's brother with some tolerably bad storyline is a watchable Bollywood for me! The only thing annoying i found in the movie was that Sanjay Dutt was not thrashed and stabbed enough before being hanged......after i had watched the movie on my lappy a few friends did make me regret of the fact that i missed watching Chikni Chameli on a big cinema screen! 

I cant afford to not write about our Counter Strike adventures these days.....I must tell you if you play CS for the first time and start enjoying it, you would be tempted to throw grenade at any group of people crowding around your room ( i mean in the real world) or taking out a fellow mate in a far lobby (only his head visible ) with a sniper rifle.....or even trying to enter a solitary washroom cautiously, fearing some1 with an AK-47 might be taking his position there!  After you have dealt with these a few days or weeks your mind would return to normal and you would feel like you are not afraid of anyone in this world !

 At times you might be deceived by the idea that you have become a very expert player and you challenge some1 unknown to you.......you realize your mistake after the first 10 games when you have failed to killed your opponent even once, when he was playing with his pistol against your superzoom magnum sniper rifle!......At the end of an hour or so.....you end up at the canteen with your fellow CS mates with brave smiles and saying "sala kitna uchal uchal k head shot deta hai".........If you want to meet such people you can  meet my wingies Utpal Raman Sharma codenamed Damon, Harshit Gangwar aka Avenger,  Gandaya codenamed Kill them All and Rohan Jhingar aka Drunk Barney! 

Over and out!

EPIC

Sunday the 29th 

Things going smoothly right now......2012 does not seem to bringing much disaster yet except of course to the Indian Cricket team...no further comments on their devastation...

Watched some great matches of the Australian Open.....Rafael Nadal vs Roger Federer , an even better Novak Djokovik vs Andy Murray which almost stretched to 5 hours and the ultimate final between Nadal and Novak whick lasted as long as 5 hrs 53 mins! The words of Djokovik really touched me that "unfortunately there could not be two winners".....if you had seen the game you would know how true it was.....an unbelievable show of determination by both the players! You could hardly say Nadal less deserved the Grand Slam after presenting unbelievable backhands in rallies upto 31 shots !! I think Djokovik had some advantage .....he had an ultimate gf backing up! On looking at her innocent and serene face i wonder how could anyone not support her and Djokovik. Anyways it ws an EPIC match wid a EPIC gf! 

Tech fest of our college going right now these days.....Techkriti.... when i was in the first year they made it look so big by mentioning awesome scientist names or big budgets and sponsoring companies.... after my first year experience i discovered the best way to enjoy Techkriti- Go home and have a reunion wid ur families and friends!!.... To hell with lectures of Nobel prize winners- i remember i was trying to convince my friends to leave the lecture after the  first 10 minutes but we decided against it in courtesy of the Scientist who apparently had no better past times in his childhood than playing with conductors and thermodynamics documentaries!

Still Techkriti holds some great excitement for my wingie Anshul Porwal aka BBK because he has some intel that there is a stall of Malai Makhan in the foodstall region....that does sound like something i would be looking forward to... I did go to a lecture by RBI's executive director Deepak Mohanty.....it was nt as bad as i had thought though it did have lots of "direct foreign investments" and  "global capital flow" and other demoralizing words....

A list of conversations far more interesting includes a chat with a net friend Sachan who likes  speaking about her pains buried deep in her heart caused by an aversion to Bengalis (Note: Nothing to do with me)....and an aversion to their love for fish and their voluptuous built up (again - not my opinion)....I must sympathise with her not because i feel the same hatred....jus because i know the disgust at the smell and sight of non-veg food before you when you are a staunch vegetarian!  Though i am also bit surprised by the amount of things she hates- including Nadal (thats absurd !!), Hindi new songs(again absurd) and Hindi movies (not so absurd, judging by the crap they are filled with)!!  
I cant approve of this hatred especially when my neighbourhood and neighbouring state is filled with so many of them....!

Gave my RBI intern exam today.....not expecting any achievment... had free dinner at Anshul Porwal the BBK's house.....it included an awesome pastry(free and eggless).....speaking of pastry i must mention the pastries served at the Republic Day in our mess are not upto the mark and need an upgradation in quality.....though i had to take the responsibility of my roomie Anurag K Singh aka the Twilight lover (@$%#@#$@#) and finish his portion of breakfast too in his absence....i think of mentioning this in any interview as a selfless example of sincerity, humanity, good citizenship, responsible and sensitive to wishes of my co-workers and lots of other qualities we mention in resumes....

People who make attendance compulsary in their courses are the most confidence lacking ones.....they dont believe their lectures in open and closed sets and n dimensional spaces n daily changing definitions of continuity can attract students in their class....I believe this is not read by TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN and besides we live in democratic world where we are free to speak out our views!

2012

Time:1622
Date: 01*01*2012

New year! new beggining! new semester! new photocopy of others' notes!

The weather is so windy and rainy here that it looks like we are really heading towards the end of the world.
Returned to IIT campus on the 30th of December. I must make you aware of the fact that the year 2012 has been proclaimed as the National Mathematical year in India and December 22 as National mathematics Day in India.

31st December no longer remains exciting for me in college as it used to be when i was in school.In schooldays not just the 31st,but the whole last week excited me because they showed the best movies of the year and before on the television! Other than the gazar ka halwa being served in the mess anything else could hardly be called interesting on the first of January. In fact during my holidays my visit to Nokia service center was far much more better even when i had been kept waiting for over an hour. Actually they were showing the live Boxing match Ind-Aus test match and India was almost on the verge of gaining an upper hand over Aussies.
Did you know The BSNL people are one of the laziest people in the world??No this is not a funfact,but sure a fact i can testify. I have complained to several officials regarding the death of my beloved telephone on 1st of December but no attempts are being made by the telephone people to give it a chance of rebirth.

When i think about solution to any one problem of our country say poverty i realize it is because the people are illiterate and fooled by the corrupt people and also due to large population of India. Now if we want to eradicate illiteracy we need our education policy to be implemented properly and that can be only by reducing corruption. And large amount of corruption results from people being poor. All the problems illiteracy, poverty, corruption,etc seem to be interconnected and gound round and round in loops! I believe the only solution to this country's problems is me rising to a dictatorship. 


At least one thing should be immediately implemented and that is a Rupees ten fine on any1 who tries to spit in the public buildings or public means of transport or else soon India will become a red country! I don't think Gandhigiri should be implemented on spitters like in Lage Raho Munna Bhai.In fact stern action should be taken and the fine decided should not be a big amount because it would prompt the policemen to collect half of the money as bribes and also the fine should be not be so less that people dont give a damn about the fine! You must be wondering why i am trying to solve a random problem of country. The thing is that i am trying to save all my ideas which have ever occured to me, how weird they might be. I think i must discuss these ideas with my wingie Anshul Porwal the budhao aka BBK even though he does have a habit of getting emotional withe national problems!

When i had read somewhere in childhood about growing Chinese influence and Indo-Chinese war and how China had occupied some of our portion in the North, i had a plan to enter China via Mongolia or Russia and surprise them and create chaos and strike fear in their heart. My tution sir did not look convinced with my plan and believed i would be doing far better service to the nation by doing my arithmetic problems rather than plotting against the Chinese.I would be gradually revealing other of my plans in my future blogs.

Had a pretty interesting first day of new semester.....one of the new Topology instructor kept walking so fast to and fro in the class while speaking that it prompted the person sitting beside me to say that we can be soon expecting the Doppler effect in her class. I had made a bet with my conscience that i wont look at the time even once in any of the class....i almost won but in the last 10 minutes of the final lecture my will power broke and i lost!

Want to watch a great movie where a person gets stranded on an island for many years and to keep himself from going insane out of loneliness he makes a volleyball his friend?Cast Away starring tom Hanks. He is like the Aamir Khan of Hollywood. People generally prefer to say the other way round (i.e Tom Hanks of India) like Manchester of India or Mecca of football....we dont say Ranchi of France or anything 'Indian' of anything 'foreign '!! Also watched Ladies vs Ricky Bahl with agood amount of use of Forward button. My roomie says its copied from a Hollywood flick Spread. Hardly matters....we all have lost expectations from Hindi movies....esp after we get used to the English ones after coming to college !

Christmas! Holidays!

Time-19:22
Date-24*12*2010

Its Christmas eve! Even though i dont actually celebrate still i like Christmas pretty well..i am not sure why..i think it might be because in my schooldays we used to get a small cake for Christmas as ours ws a missionary school....and cakes symbolise everything Goooooood! Besides "Christmas" sounds so good and strong on speaking!

Had a short visit to my Nani.... in Hazaribagh.....a place truly symbolising Jharkhand....., cows doing G.D on the main road and the only response to ur continuous honking of vehicles before them is a "Moo!" as if saying "Chill, u Crazy dude", majority of the people listening to "Appex" iPod or wearing some "Addas" apparel. Once i had gone to a shop asking for a "ball" and the shopkeeper asked me "khelne wala" ya "jalane wala ball"? I was not surprised.
I survived inspite of my small cousin sister making me sit and watch Sinchan and Doremon on a daily basis, n my aunt n Nani making me watch Saathiya and a soap in which there was a Mother in law whose eyes were always so wide open like on a Black Ops mission and she kept asking everyone trivial questions like "ruko, bahurani kaha ja rhi hai,.......wha kya kaam hai......". I was surprised no1 opened her head with a shotgun but i guess my Nani wont be pleased if they started taking out shotguns and sniper rifles in the TV soaps!

Went to a picnic with family and some people from my apartment.Jonha Falls.  I wish Jharkhand Govt would show some gratefulness to me in the future for this free promotion of Jharkhand tourism. Grand place, Awesome climate, Picturesque scenery. If ever you are in Jharkhand and want to have a tour of some awesome scenic place please do contact me. I like the scenic places much more than the shining clean malls with overpriced things and stars made all over the place referring to "Terms and conditions applied".
Here is a fun fact. Can you tell which is the 34th highest waterfalls of India?  Hundru Falls in Jharkhand. and i can boast i have been there.

Did i tell about the awesome train journey from Kanpur Central to Ranchi Junction on 10th of December,2011? Two things were of notably interest. I did not have a confirmed birth and nor did my friend Pranav aka the Mota aka Guddu Halwai. So i decided to take a nap on a vacant topmost berth till someone interrupts me. Now it happens that no one really interrupted me during the entire journey except the TT and a romantic conversation going on the berth opposite to me. I wondered if someone with the berth had not turned up there and even if so why did the TT did not assign the seat to some1 else with a waiting ticket.The mystery was solved later by Pranav who clarified that the berth belonged the boy and the girl who were sleeping on the birth opposite to me lost in their conversation and they must have realised that they did not need another berth!! Must i say with tears in my eyes that those who are in true love are the most selfless men and May God help them to overcome the goons who will be sent by the boy's father in near future to separate them. The second interesting thing in the journey was a group of most learned individuals in the coup next to us. Their interesting conversation immediately prompted me to try to record their talk in my mobile but could not have much success. Looks like Samsung needs to improve their sound recording facility in the phones. As far as i can recall they talked about almost every "need to be urgently discussed" topic of the world and even threw light on how micro organisms would lead to the end of the world in 2012 and how all Russia and USA were fooled by some company to engage in a battle for oil and all the ammunition were exhausted and they realized about their stupidity and took to peace!! Clearly till then i had never heard of such a battle and also not knew that USA's ammunition exhausted at any point of history .With so many learned scholars in every nook and corner of the India how do we still fail to succeed?

Read The Prisoner of Birth by Archer and Tell Me Your Dreams  by Sidney Sheldon. The first one is too good! It has compelled me into reading Kane and Abel which is going quite interestingly currently.
Clearly Archer likes to write about stock market and banking, going to jail, extraordinary talent in Mathematics and good friendship in his books while Sidney Sheldon has more variety of topics including crime, supers-scifi, criminals on a run, Multiple Personality Disorder, etc. I watched the end of Toonpur ka superhero which looked clearly to have copied the fight sequences of Neo Anderson of The Matrix. Revised the movie Sholay on Zee Cinema. The theme music of the movie is better than what people remember .Perhaps a Hindi  analogy to the music of The Good, the Bad and the Ugly which is absolutely terrific.

Over and Out.

Hello World

Hello world ! Semester break  going on. I had made my mind to make the best use of holidays and learn some programming. i did learn for two days and after ten days ....today....all i remember is hello world !

Reading few novels these days. Finished Not a Penny more Not a Penny Less by Archer in a day. Gud book..must i say...the plot is fast and entertaining....It was followed by Sidney Sheldon's The Dooomsday Conspiracy- i dont think its anywhere near upto the mark like other of his works....the book has aroused a question in my mind-Why all the electric and battery operated appliances have to fail whenever the aliens or UFOs are sighted ?? And why do all the UFOs have to be circular disc like??-they should be more like the scientifically designed rockets and planes-streamlined!! A fact from the book i loved was a palindrome Napolean Bonaparte made - "able i was ere saw i elba" . Its the best palindrome i have come across till yet!! Have started a new one-Tell me your dreams by Sidney Sheldon.

Mission Impossible-Ghost Protocol is out and in a few days would be Don-2. Some people cursed and mocked Anil Kapoor's three minute role in MI-4.....I think it was a gud decision for Anil Kapoor...... his wiki page can contain the phrase "co-starred Tom Cruise in Hollywood flick-MI.....". I liked the Amitabh version Don. The red diary concept, the Khaike paan Banaras song, the serious Amitabh look, the classic old movie revolver sound and a happy ending all appealed to me. SRK's Don appears to me like a The Good The Bad The Ugly in which the Good and The Ugly die while The Bad emerges as the survivor. Before we know they would be making movies of Batman in which the Joker kills the Batsman in the end and the director feels he has made a movie with something new in it giving us a twistful sting!! I guess out of all the movies coming next year i would be most eager for The Hobbit. There cant be ever a movie like the LOTR!

Had registered for a RBI exam which intended to recruit interns from all over the country....such high was the enthusiasm that i downloaded the given reading material all over the holidays.... even read 2 of the pdfs.....i did not know RBI bothered about what fertlizers farmers used for millets and groundnuts in our country or what strategies some handloom boards of India make.Frankly speaking i did not know handloom boards existed!! Besides the words "growth outlook",fiscal consolidation", "monetary transmission policy" really depressed me so i gave up.Reading novels is much more fun!

About 12 days ago i attended my friend Shashank Jatav aka The Dirty Mind aka Dolu's sister marriage in Lucknow.....officially speaking i never recall being invited for the event.....i wonder if there was an argument between us who were to complain- me asking why on earth was i never invited or him saying why did i come uninvited !! The return journey to Kanpur involved me failing to produce a ticket confronting a TT who fined us heavily.....'us' because Harshit Gangwar the Laddu remained a faithful friend in getting caught along with me unlike my 4 other bastard ticketless friends who quietly walked in luck. The only thing we did to contend myself was to take a proper receipt for the full fine so the money went to the railways and not in TT's pocket. i learnt two things- firstly, paying a smaller price of bribe which goes for the TT's so called Snacks' fund instead of the proper fine wont make me less respectable citizen of our democratic secular republic of India. Secondly, next time buy the fuckin ticket !

Lookin forward to the Boxing Day test match bw India and Aussies in Aussies.....again the media people making the giant mistake of focussing on Sachin's 100th ton.... its obviously pressing him.....even for the God the expectations of millions of people can be distracting. I am clueless why they included Dinda as the fast bowler in Ishant's absence. They tried Varun Aaron earlier who performed well......then how on the earth Ashok Dinda emerges in? BCCI has always been a land of mysteries.....

Freedom at Midnight

Friends, IITians, Countrymen.....the painful times are over....and also are over our days of slavery.....days when each of us toiled as hard as the LOTR Uruk Hai.....The Endsems are over....and with them my fifth semester of stay at IIT Kanpur....in fact i can say its half time of the game.....jus hoping there would be no injury time added to my stay caused by uncalled 'F' grades...........now clearly i am getting good at metaphors!!

As soon as i woke this day thr first thing was that i realized that our grades has been released..... not that i checked my mailbox......in fact it was rather an unconventional method ......the first two status updates on your screen saying 10.0 cgpa/cpi by two bastards of IIT Kanpur ......Shubham Tulsiani aka the boy who should not live and KD aka the guy whose life got screwed every time you asked him anything like "Wassup" !! Its a cruel thing to do i say..... writing 10 even before the other people have checked their uncalled C's and D's ...take a break you... @#%$%@.....

I did not let the grades to take me over in an envelope of hangover.....instead i watched movies....whole lot of them.....Bruce Almighty, October Sky, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang,...etc.... And yes please dont judge a movie by its cover/ name.....KKBB is a worth watching movie......calling it KKBB makes it sound like a SRK flick !
October Sky is another awesome movie....it involved rockets and mines....and i like both !! Bruce Almighty- perhaps i would have liked it better if i would not have seen the Hindi movie which copied it- God Tussi Great Ho....

India vs West Indies ODI series- i dont like it much.....i have observed that each time the Indies play against  India their squad looks completely new (by the name).....except for the face...the faces look the same each time....shining black putting the coaldust to shame.....and its best when they smile.....perfect setting for the Happydent chewing gum add.....

I wish more people would like Mathematics and even more be interested in its concepts and terminologies....not because i feel its a great subject or is revolutionary....( i don't really want people to hate me and get started on this )....but because once you are deep in the subject surrounded by the Maths dept people.......the feeling is just so natural that you tend to make pure Mathematical jokes.....which other people fail to appreciate and even look at you like you are the PJ king (if they understand you partially) or geek (if they dnt understand at all)......i am so tempted to tell about three people real joke outside a toilet and involving induction and a basis case but i think i vl pass......if you are real interested call me!


Now its not possible that i don't condemn some bastard on my blog.....sometimes its the railway people (in fact most of the times) smtimes the CBSE staff.....obviously the most deserving candidate to make it to my Post Midsem Times this time is Kapil Sibbal.....i have a strong belief that they decided his face to be Peter Pettigrew's image.....his statements and actions look so much like Chinese or an annoying Umbridge type......condemn and oppose anything that looks unappealing to you .....no matter to what extent an Undemocratic he has to be......

(Note: @ those who blink blankly at Umbridge or Peter Pettigrew's mention -- You are unbelievable to have not both seen and read Harry Potter .....seriously !!)

I read Jeffrey Archer for a second time and so much understand why i can see so many of his works on the railway platform book stalls!.... Only time will tell - its such a great book and you know whats awesome-it can attract the readers' attention without sex or a pretty girl blinking or staring at a boy ! Someone has suggested me reading  Not a Penny More not a Penny less.....still in the search of the book.....

Kanpur Weather Update? -- no idea about the morning or afternoon.....not all are so fortunate to see the daylight....no i am not a vampire......i am merely following the concept of "late to bed, early to rise".....there are times when i am brushing teeth and someone asks "Hey, coming for dinner?"
But i know about the night weather if you care- its foggy white like in the mystery or horror or romantic supernatural movies.......but not so cold or chilling.....and people do mysteriously disappear while walking ahead of you....... mixing slowly in the smoke like element around you which you cant touch but know is present there.....but apart from this not many things in the campus make it mysterious or supernatural or romantic...... the only mysterious thing is irrespective of the weather- Where the hell do our Mess Dues come from at each fresh start from the semester after paying all the fuckin Bills in time ??
and likewise the only romantic feeling is the one about which Utpal Raman Sharma (my IIT K bhai) knows so well..... from all these years' experiences living amongst creatures like  ......well lets leave the names of the guys out !!

Over and Out!

Useless Knowledge

Date-05*11*2011  Time-03:06AM

As u must have seen in my new pic, i finally succeeded in tasting a doughnut.....seeing people eat doughnuts on tv series had caused me to add it to my list of craved things..... the next thing in line is Cheesecake....If u send me a cheesecake i promise to put a picture of mine with your sent cake and give you a special mention on the blog....

I checked my blog views....and i think its worth a mention that the mere addition of word 'girl' in one of the posts enabled it to have the highest no. of views out of all posts......I think i know now what i need to do to publicize the posts......Bless you girl-craved IITians...!!..Finally got hold of Chetan Bhagat's new book Revolution 2020......I think its overall a good book....perhaps on little more serious lines than before.....but having the necessary stuff to draw readers- pretty girl and stuff u know....

Also watched Raone......You know what was more entertaining than Ra.one?.......The jokes and status that came up on facebook as people tried to vent out their frustation......Did any1 realize that the end scene of SRK dying in front of the boy was copied from The Terminator-II......

After watching numerous craps on the Zee Cinema and Star Gold in the canteen where the canteen staff appear to crowd around the TV every time Ajay Devgan shoots with his 'Dhiskiyayo' six shooter revolver and successfully kills people in double digits....or Jalebi Bai twists her waist and ass inviting human eyes like flies....i have given a lot of thought to the movie scenes.....and i believe there is a lot to learn from them....

Suppose your friend or girlfriend was being bothered by a villain in his factory like place with lots of pipes and drums.....and it happens you turn out to be DUDE (like my wingy Abhay Jain aka Senator_IIT_Kanpur) and you somehow take the villain captive on gunpoint......(you know-after doing lots of crazy stuff)....all the bearded dumb asses lowering their machine guns....now you should not get emotional and hug your gf so that the villain knocks your gun.....instead you should shoot the villain in his knees......collect the machine guns...and then hug your gf...!!

Or suppose you are a girl and you are hiding outside a room and listening to classified stuff being shared by your villain Uncle whom you thought to be a good man......then try not knocking the stupid vase at the door...... out of Adrenalin pump ....or he will know you have heard everything and so takes you captive and sends you in his godown.......and in case you do knock out...here is what you should try.....Go storming into the room with joy and crazy happiness.....and hug your villain uncle and talk about some happy crazy news.......and get the hell out of there....you might even try asking money to celebrate with your friends.......For my CHEESECAKE mayb....!!...Common sense man!!.....

-----------(Curtain falls-Sudden Serious Change of Topic)-----------

I think i need to bring the topic of overpriced stuff on railway platforms and in rails......ever troubled by stuff being sold at prices over MRP or the prescribed govt rates?.....in case No......pls start having look at the MRP.....having travelled much on the railways i have never seen a railway meal being sold at MRP.....pls do be aware of the genuine rates....A normal veg meal costs exact Rs 30 and caterers demand Rs 40.....in case of argument pls ask for a bill.....pls dont overpay for your Coke or Mazaa.....i would rather not drink my Amul Kool than paying Rs20 instead of Rs 15-16....

----------(Curtain falls and rises again - less serious setting)---------------

I am so irritated by people asking for bribe or illegal money that after the guy at CBSE office,Allahabad took 500rs from me for correcting a mistake on my certificate....i actually took his pic later after the office hours and noted his name......i am going to haunt him when i am grow up.....He has been added to my list of enemies which also includes the chemist near my house who overcharged me for a Dispirin.....

Had an awesome trip to Delhi in Diwali......Went to my Department baap-Akshat Singhal's home with Akshay Jain....nothing weird happened in the journey  ( like it happens everytime i travel to my home-state ) apart from us meeting an Akshay Singhal on the train!!.....Please do not buy Deodrants from Palika Bazaar even when they offer 3 deos in 120rs....they have some funny gases in them.....i did not want to see my money going in drain.....so i use them as mosquito-killer spray in my room.....quite effective!!

Listen to the Gollum Song from Lord of the Rings and Metallica's The Ecstasy Of Gold(The Good, The Bad and The Ugly soundtrack).......leaving the first aside....if you failed to enjoy the later...i must say you fail to appreciate music ....