Post Midsems Literally

Time:11:30 Pm......date:19*09*2011

Midsems over......more importantly our sufferings are over.....also team India's sufferings are over.....earthquake all over India.....Balckburn Rovers' win over Arsenal .....Bodyguard movie sucks( Dying to write this)......

I wd like to start with expressing some emotions for our beloved team India.....though i hv no idea whether i should express grief or anger or frustation.....Half the team could not play the matches......but soon they would be playing T20 champions trophy.....and their smiling faces selling hair oil and jhandu baam ....


I always wondered when i was small..."How wd i feel one day when players like Ganguly , Dravid and Sachin would have retired"......After Dravid's ODI retirement I realize I DREAD the day when Sachin announces retirement.....Srikanth Bhole the weird Poley asked me to write something as awesome as Dravid about him.....I cant write anything that awesome ....only i can tell that my batting stance is like Dravid's just to be mentally strong that i can't get out easy.....I find his style that awesome....!!.....

Missed my mid sems of Finance......i want to quote Utpal Raman Sharma's uncensored lines "Jab kismat ho G****u to kya karega Pandu".....!!...It so actually happened that i had entered into an agreement with Vyas that whoever wakes first would wake up the other for the exam....coincidentally we both woke up at 9:10 for a 7:30 exam after my alarm betrayed me !!....Got a hell lot of shakehands and congrats and smiles from every1 for that!!


Became so much free after mid sems--even started omegling......at least it contributed richly to my GK.....now i know what is malibu--its coconut rum and about a city in Poland-Gdynia and there is actually an academic subject called International Relations...! !....atleast the polish girl(the subject claimed to be) said it was.....Also i know that you should not expect Polish people to know about Mahatma gandhi....because I asked her if she knew about Mahatma Gandhi.....n she said "YES...HE must be quite OLD now....."....i even told her what General Dyer did at Jallianwala Bagh n she exclaimed "Motherf*****"......

Delighted at Blackburn Rovers' win over Arsenal 4-3....you would wonder why on earth should i even think of supporting Blackburn Rovers among all these arrogant Man U fans.....actually a few guys who sell eggs n chicks(not those chicks!!) in India ...Venky's ....they own B Rovers.....Though i dont know a single of their players i do my best supporting them.... in case they fail to find a single supporter in the entire nation !! 


And this is an important note for the entire nation....please do pass this message to as many people as u can.....Please dont watch Bodyguard.....The action sequences match Tom and Jerry(in absurdity) where you might see Tom coming under a truck and then he rises up flat as a carpet.....and the punches and dialogues would impress only if they had been said by Tushar Kapoor in his "ee--oo--aaouuuu--oyee aae..." language.....
Also watched Mere Brother Ki Dulhan and i want to ask simple question --Who on the earth said Imraan Khan is super talented?....All you can enjoy is Ali Zaffar's expressions n Katrina Kaif's non acting skills.....

The Girl Next Desk

Finally got Room No. 222's Ipod back from Anshul the buddhao Backchod ......Apple stuff are great...... only if they cut their price to something more decent and achievable they would do great in India....... Besides Apple wants to charge for everything additional in their products(as what i hv heard frm Anurag K S ...he is credited for any wrong info regarding this) like Bluetooth drivers, wi fi drivers, etc..... It does not really matche with our mentality who are ready to buy anything pirated at reduced costs .....Thats why Chinese stuff have such a hit market.....Mayb Apple shd alter its product or strategies or the PRICES for us...! Anyways does nt matter much ....i had to spend nthg for my Ipod!!


Loving the library these days.... more n more people coming these days.... a decent or with any luck,a  nice girl sitting at the side desk does make you stay you there wen you are out of stamina n concentration..... jus like when Kumble used to stay after 7-8 wickets down n we used to murmur "Just hold on for a little time more"......n just wen you think "Its enough!! I am getting out of here!!" --out of nowhere ,as if she read ur thoughts, she throws a quick glance at you .....n starts studying back.....u stay wondering why really she looked at you n start having heroic thoughts......only to realise after a series of such happenings that she actually looked at the CLOCK behind you....


Listening to Britney's "Till the world  ends". It is melodious though i dnt consider her much of a evergreen singer. I was super impressed by the pun in As If You Seek Amy( F-U-Cee-Kay Me). Also you might try Jennifer Lopez's "On the Dance Floor"- which is a copy from Sunny Deol's Ghayal song Sochna kya hai..jo bhi hoga dekha jayega.....in case you are a true music lover and refuse to agree with Indian music being copied then i can save u a lot of trouble....(obviously u were going to do lots of Google search!!)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8mz9uOvFQA&feature=related

Seems both the parties copied frm the same place!!.....Sorry if i spoiled ur song revealing everything !!..


On special request from Utpal The Aashiq i wanted to mention that On Sunday 04*09*2011 I in all my consciousness n out of Willingness gave 1 Besan ka Pakoda each to Utpal and Anurag KS at MT the IIT K's Bihari Isstile Gumti...... it may seem a trivial fact to mention in this blog but it is a brilliant demonstration of  benbefits of long term investment effect....I gained Jalebi frm Utpal RS n his trust n admiration both for generosity in sharing my Besan Pakoda n keeping up with of his trivial wish of this incident being shared on the net...!!....


Sachin Tendulkar's toe injury aggravated suddenly keeping him out of the first ODI squad which we failed to win ...credit to Wraths of RainGods ....Parthiv Patel showed his metal in the limited over format.....i think patel has got class at least in his batting....the pull shots by him look simply awesome!


Happy magai to all of u.

Facebook Special Edition

Hi ...Time at start....12:31Am....Date.....09*03*2011...Saturday.....


Decided writing date n time like this after remembering a scene frm Avatar in which he kept video logs.....looked cool.....though if i wd try video diary keeping ...i wont know wat to say as soon as the camera wd b switched on.......


Mids from 12 Sep...... Not excited obviously.....Going to library frequently these days.....My conscience woke n said "Mankey samay aa gya hai  IIT walo se fees ka paisa wasoolne ka......" starting from "Enjoying the AIR Conditioning" of library......


Hall 3 Phatta League paused till Mids .....n most other activities hv come to a sieze.....except Magai...... n of course "FACEBOOKING" ...taken a pause frm study ?....Ctrl tab ....type 'f ' ....rest done by Google Chrome.......hit enter.....n start time wasting .....no chip chip no jhik jhik.....Zucky(No offence to Mark Zuckerberg fans) seems to hv survived the Google+ scare....No one xcept me and a couple of friends seem to use G+...!!......Rohan Jhingar the 'Tum kitnaaa magte ho be guy " storms into the facebook intern interviews...Congrats man.....(not to mention the overshadowed success in Qualcom......were again he qualified fr the interview..)...Anupam Kumar......"the boy who Must Not be TOUCHED"......cruises into DB inteview round .....Congrats Bihari...!!


India yet to win anythg decent in england on this tour....lost a T20 this time...thnx to sudden batting order collapse....Personally i hv lots of hopes  fr the ODI series......


Enjoying "Smells like teen spirits(Nirvana)", "Black (Pearl Jam), "Wont get fooled again(The Who)"......Awesome songs.....The Who is specially thrilling.....


Found a time machine app by StudApps developed at IIT kanpur ......its awesome.....i really liked going into the past....!!....Saw my first status"Ye facebook bilkul mere samaj me nai aa rha hai".....I wish i had quit that day....pr tab ye nai likha tha na ki" Facebooking karna is injurious to health".......!!.....I even replied Happy New Year to Anurag K S's status of "i know its late bt still happy new year....." n Harshit Gangwar the sys bhaiya's status of "mid sem aa gye yaar"......The intresting thg is that line ws posted on 3 October 2009...same date as today...!! ..Here is the link..


http://fbtimemachine.appspot.com/


I suddenly feel some urge to smoke The Longbottom leaf .....frm LOTR......i wonder if i cn get one frm Sauron.....!!....


Bye...

The Blogging Returns

Hi everyone..... long time since my last blog.....  back to my Blogging form ..... 5th semester going on.... real smooth yet..... Lots of things to write about..... India England test series...  Excitement n frenzy about interns for next summers...... the most Exciting Hall 3 Phatta League (H3PL) (SOUNDS cool na?)..... Awesome Anna .....n Rascala Congress ......


One of the few topics in the world about which i can talk without hesitation - Cricket....anytime anyplace..... Vl.....any Indian player would hardly have thought (while enjoying sands n beaches n 'bitches' in Indies) about 0-4 cleansweep before the series...... This series should ring a bell for the BCCI people..... stop eating talking sleeping and deaming money.....n do something.... Firstly this series claifies that all the bloody IPL hitters are not great batsmen..... secondly what do we do wen Dravid , GOD, Laxman retires.... How to fill that great depression in team.... I wonder if the frustated BCCI would start a second session IPL in a year to protect our players n public sentiments from test humiliations.....Either the IPL session should be smaller allowing players to focus on more serious test cricket and retain their energy......or better scrap it....Even a ODI series wd be better than T20 .....however it maynot be exciting in Monetary terms...... 3 times innings defeat in 4 test matches....whoa...wonder what wd hv happened with Dravid failing to perform..... Even if Sachin wd hv managed his 100th century in the last innings it wd hv wiped all the 'gila shikwa' ......


Anna Hazare finally winning his match against the Congress...... after a nationwide support ..... i dont know much about the bill except that  it wd allow any required investigation against people of power like the IAS, MP,etc.... without much hinderance...... The numerous cycle rallies, candle marches, human chains n other stuff surely brought a chg besides occupying lotss of space in my mailbox......I take this golden oppurtunity to curse Congress spokesman Manish Tewary aka Mindless speaker (as once written in WIKI)....May he enjoy the wraths of hell......fr claiming that Anna Hazare is soiled with corruption.....


The best of all.... Hall 3 Phatta League launched on lines of IPL.....(abt which i just wrote my antagonist feelings...).... 10 teams ....auctioning in the quad.... I wonder if Utpal Raman sharma  the tharki aashiq or Harshit Gangwar the laddu aka SIS would consider to boast in their Resume of the huge price for which they were sold in the Auctions....!!....I feel glad to be such an asset for my Rajasthan Royals Team.....nt that i play awesome cricket...just because i saved lots of money fr them to spend on other players by being auctioned at mere Base price...!!.....We  lost our first match against minnows CSK........I blame it all on absence of Hot Cheer Leaders ...their absence constantly haunted us and failed to lift our spirits in the midst of falling wickets and smashing shots......and absence of a promising treat by our manager Anurag K Singh aka Jimmy Bhaiya aka the guy who knows abt every1's WAGs...!!


Barca jus finished 5-0 against VillaReal in a La Liga match...Messi scored double....

16*06*2011

hi again.... have caught a cold... or might be the other way instead ....the cold has caught me......... cold n fever in summers are worse than in winters ....its hard to resist cold coffee with ice cream or not to sit in front of the coolers in summers ...... besides something is worrying me .... i dont know what it is exactly ..... either the fact that my pseudoproject is not progressing enough...... or my sleep pattern has been messed up so much that i cant sleep at night .....or perhaps i find something wrong with my eyes due to continuous staring at my lappy screen.....or in one of my dreams WIndies won the world cup .....though that hardly is going to bother anyone seeing the current Carribean cricket ......


Akshat the tapey guy returned from Russia.... i got a molten Snickers manufactured in Russia.... and a mail from Astronomy Club regarding the Lunar Eclipse..... my careless mouth let slip a question in front of him which had its consequences..... i had to listen to "what causes a lunar eclipse" and keep nodding and say yes-es as he rambled of refraction of light and moon becoming red...........later UTube showed it live....the next Lunar Eclipse which could be seen from India in 2018.....i m not xcited for it....


Climate becoming terribly damp..... it rains in the night and the rest of day w keep wiping our sweat drops..... the clouds messed up with the eclipse..... Astro people would not be glad....people have been calling the entire summer and asking "Kanpur me garmi kaisa hai?" ... i get tempted to say -" acha hai....aapko bahut yaad karta hai"..... 


People continue posting pictures of their intern places and statuses of their first salary... i think i might have to take screenshots of CS games and UTube videos and my pictures outside the Swimming pool and ShopC.... to make it even...you know....to show how my summers are going on....


Pranav the Motu, Dolu the weird one and Mucchad the one who must not be touched back to home rendering the wing more vaccant.... these days people are having a new hobby.... making complete absurd groups on Fbook and adding people.... Watching Two and a half men - Season 5 ...... 


if you are bored at net you might like to see these sites :


http://www.nationalgeographic.co.in/ 
http://www.the-top-tens.com


Listening to Deep Purple.... Smoke on the water, Hush is awesome....Watched Tanu weds Manu.... not bad at all....Men in Black....Will Smith is cool....although i fail to understand why the aliens are so intrested in destroying Earth in half of the US movies.......

12 June 2011

Well i was not going to write another blog for at least 5 days since the  last the last one, but i saw a pitcher full of chocolate shake in my dream and i dont remember exactly but i suppose i was almost trying to put my head and neck in it and i really wanted to write it down......


X men: First Class is here ...heard its really good.... before watching it... i hv considered revising previous ones.... Done with X men:Origins..... i dont think if i would desire for some superpower i would really want a pair of claws....even admantium wont tempt me that far....maybe invisibility or something like that would be cool.....


Pseudoproject on Artificial Neural Networks really slow....slow like snails, slow like continental drift ,....that metaphor is from Two and a half men..... done with three seasons..... Reminds me of Three men in a Boat by Jerome K Jerome.....three mindless creatures going on holiday..... though the author does not consider himself as stupid like the other 2... at times after continuous Tv series and Cs and movies and occasional blogging and lots of facebooking i feel i am wasting my time....and so i go to sleep....which reminds me that my sleep pattern has immensely changed.... i might well be nocturnal now.... missing breakfast....there is nothing to complain about...k....but missing lunch continuously ..... its not uncommon when i have the first meal of the day at 6:30 .....evening.....unless you count as the 2 o'clock night snack as the literally first day meal.....of course...


Under the Bridge, Snow, Cant Stop,Scar Tissue  by Red Hot Chilli Peppers are awesome..... i wonder why earlier i had only heard Californication.... RHCP is awesome....i wonder what might make them think such name for a music band.....but "What's in a name? That which we call a rose......" ......you know the rest of it.... 


Money shortage going on..... thanx to mess food ....that we hardly care to enter it....anyone willing to give a treat....pls mail me ASAP..... mankey365@gmail.com...wont mind a call either...
My new mid room is great....no one bothers me as the room is at the end of the corridor....so lots of Peace.....only  bad thing is cant get players for CS.....


Rained super hard last night.... at times it looks touching.... mid night...rain beating down hard....wind blowing hard spraying cold water against the face....few yellow lights making the water droplets shine ....the reflected lights in the water pools.... no human activity outside....just solitude.... you might as well wish to have a nice gf and go for a walk in the rain.... or to play football if you have been in IIT for quite some time and know that a gf is out of question.....it lasts only for few hours...then all you want is to get rid of the humidity..... 

Life is simple

Firstly the most important thing that has occured in these summers to me.... finally got shifted to a room in the mid from top ...... which might not appear of much importance....BUT living at the top floor ....the heat raises the energy of the system .... and you literally become an unstable system and start oscillating about your bed with increasing amplitude and frustation...... and you rather want to 'leave' than 'live'..... 


Trying to swim like a fish these days.....already hv taken in lots of chlorine water till yet..... i can float on my back now..... still need to try opening my eyes and control my rudders since i go in circular loops while floating without the slight realization of turns and twists......
Saw Kungfu Panda 2 recently .....and then since then my heart has been craving for inner peace..... it can do wonders i suppose.....mayb vl help with my grades...!!.....Also read a Sidney Sheldon's The Sands Of Time....nothing to do with Prince of Persia please....i hv already faced that question twice......Also watched Pyaar ka Punchnaama.....another awesome movie.......


The Hall mess treating us like inhabitants of hell..... curses and swearing so common everywere by each man who dares put a morsel in his humble mortal mouth .....frustated ...a few of us planned an attack on a foreign mess so rich in food that even the skies water at the mention of its food.......we even missed our noon meal...... and then to swim and a run...... imagine the deep heat of our hunger.....burning each element of our earthly body..... i tell you if life ever had glorious and inspiring music like that in The Lord of The Rings as the soldiers approached their enemies......then it had to be this moment when 7 of us...hungry like wolves or hogs....entering the foreign hall.... uncaring of anything which stands in our way......and so we ate and ate....like an entire infantry......till the mess people were eyeing us.....annoyed and their unspoken words directed at eyes-"have some shame and eat not like you shalth never eat ever on earth".....though they might not have thought so much in Shakespearian........what a meal it was.....and out we went laughing.... like some Hollywood star and his crew just flawed the enemy's attck or perhaps stole some expensive car....man....it needed some background music i say.....!!


Enough of food....life pretty good here....Artificial Neural Networks still being dragged slowly.....i wonder if really we can predict any crude oil price or stocks of  companies some day from now...... Ramdev Baba putting a brave stand before the government..... a few of the leaders really have no shame....Digvijay Singh one of them..... Kapil Sibbal.... they resemble the neta of Rang De Basanti..."we dont give a damn shit about this country"................."all we want is to prove ourselves correct and no matter what happens if we say black is white then indeed black is white ".....Sonia Gandhi- vl we have learnt a lot of things about her and her son.....facebook videos and notes being shared ....revealing few parts of their properties through Russian Intelligence Agency KGB and some German magazines......and how she faked her not taking the Indian PM post...when she really wanted it but was not qualified for it by some Super Intelligent Law of the constituion.......Have some shame all of you..... 


 Anshul the budhao aka uncle super instigated by these current events..... and becomes hyper active in sharing anti congress stuff on fb ....Listening Breaking Benjamin -"The Diary of Jane", "breathe" ...."So cold"......My laptop breathing with difficulty ...but thats perfectly okay.....Dell....i wonder why they are so famous..!!.....in 1 year the battery is screwed, the charger needs replacement or the hard disk might crash twice.....if you are out of luck you might need a motherboard replacement..... i believe i am lucky just enough to escape all these ...just for an year.... and right when my warranty period expires....lo ....here goes your battery, motherboard , charger, ....and not to mention the heating......you might think why you did not reconsider buying an electric heater in place of the laptop...... 

Zzzzzzzzz zzzzzzz  i think i might take a nap.....bye .......